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@philheppenstall.bsky.social

#NUFC, #Astronomy, Music including #Smiths #AC/DC and #HMHB, #Running, #Retrogaming I’m mostly on Mastodon but giving this a go. Will follow people back when I’ve found my feet on here.

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a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his mouth Alt: a man with glasses and a moustache is stroking his chin. It’s Jimmy Hill doing a chinny reckon.
09.11.2025 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t properly read their posts either.

Just fire off unsubstantiated insults.

Never mind, social media isn’t for everyone.

26.10.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah was gonna say the same. It’s like some people can’t actually read.

24.10.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is saying `` how very dare you ! '' ALT: a bald man wearing glasses and a suit is saying `` how very dare you ! ''
24.10.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If they’re driving all the way from China I’d tip them a couple of quid for their trouble, so long as the food was still warm.

19.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet whoever wrote a Pluto to β€œcomplete” Holst’s Planet Suite was a bit annoyed.

10.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
V=f*lambda written on a bench

V=f*lambda written on a bench

Not sure the edit with the photo came through fedibridge.

10.10.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pomegranate.

10.10.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
V=f*lambda written on a park bench

V=f*lambda written on a park bench

Someone’s been plancking on this bench along the Spen Valley Greenway near Heckmondwike in West Yorkshire.

10.10.2025 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you tell your wife to hold it in for when she gets home?

03.10.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually I’m six foot three.

02.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit in his in-tray.

02.10.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

8 out of 10

24.09.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Should move to Walford, people with quite modest jobs can get a decent sized house and have enough money to spend every evening at the pub.

Can’t afford a washing machine though.

24.09.2025 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hole-fez
Fez-hole

24.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha came here to say that!

24.09.2025 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got one last year. Amazing for galaxies and nebulae, and very easy to use.

14.09.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You should get yourself a smart telescope.

13.09.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I consider that a plus.

13.09.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Goes on long enough and the bar is open before and after.

13.09.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Lowe blow.

12.09.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

See also non-league football which has the added bonus that it isn’t cricket.

12.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Surely that’ll just encourage them to do the same thing again?

12.09.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Inbetweeners β€œBus wanker” scene.

Inbetweeners β€œBus wanker” scene.

Bath wanker!

12.09.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you get Friday and Monday off though Dave?

12.09.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone at work had one when they came out, good value for a new Merc.

12.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The SLK was genuinely attractive.

But beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

12.09.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take 1 with the harmonies is my favourite version of SFF.

β€œThe Long One” demo of side two of Abbey Road is great, just lacks vocals on The End.
I spliced the regular version of that onto the end of the demo.

09.09.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hellraiser IV has a much better workprint.

The Blade Runner one is good but arguably Final Cut is better.

I quite like the theatrical one with the voiceovers anyway, all versions have their merits.

09.09.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t say I’ve fallen foul of it too often but it’s definitely a thing.

09.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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