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@neilbog.bsky.social

Reformed hoon. Loving father. Dusty old bones. Full of green dust.

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Steel Battalion (2002)

10.08.2025 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1164    ๐Ÿ” 402    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL STAND ATOP THE ICE!!  POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL THUSLY:  HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!!!

HE ASKS:  DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN??

HE CONTINUES:  HE'S DEAD!!!

THEY CONTINUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT DAY UNDER THE SHINING SUN WHILE THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!

POKEY AND THE LITTLE GIRL STAND ATOP THE ICE!! POKEY GREETS THE LITTLE GIRL THUSLY: HELLO THERE SMALL CHILD!!! HE ASKS: DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS ABOUT THE RICH MAN?? HE CONTINUES: HE'S DEAD!!! THEY CONTINUE TO ENJOY A PLEASANT DAY UNDER THE SHINING SUN WHILE THERE IS A NICE SONG PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND!!

10.08.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1060    ๐Ÿ” 209    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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finally another ๐ŸŽฃ FISHING HORROR GAME ๐ŸŽฃ (I like these). Later, I will be tied to a chair with a bomb ๐Ÿช‘ I have to listen to what my pager tells me to ๐Ÿ‘ด and we'll do some other stuff after that (scary pictures, idk), stop on by!

twitch.tv/teddyras <--

11.08.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even with infinity Pepsi points?

10.08.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Computer how do I spoiler bsky posts Search

10.08.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Just catching up on the classics

10.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
edited panel from the Watchmen graphic novel of the character Rorschach, with the head of a cow, sitting in the broken window of a high rise building. Text reads "The unsophisticated filth of all their lumps and pronglers will foam up about their waists and all the steers and heifers will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'... and Iโ€™ll look down and whisper โ€œmooโ€."

edited panel from the Watchmen graphic novel of the character Rorschach, with the head of a cow, sitting in the broken window of a high rise building. Text reads "The unsophisticated filth of all their lumps and pronglers will foam up about their waists and all the steers and heifers will look up and shout 'SAVE US!'... and Iโ€™ll look down and whisper โ€œmooโ€."

day 105 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

21.02.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 720    ๐Ÿ” 159    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.

10.08.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22057    ๐Ÿ” 4634    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 441    ๐Ÿ“Œ 452
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patreon.com/kcgreen

10.08.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Thanks! The heat was the biggest barrier. No garage and it's been unbearable out, which makes the tedium that much more of a dread. Was glad to finally motivate and get it finished.

10.08.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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yepper. Shout outs to Solder Seal heat shrink connectors.

10.08.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuckinโ€™ sick

10.08.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8444    ๐Ÿ” 2444    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 74
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Countdown to Coffee

10.08.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 787    ๐Ÿ” 142    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Look, I know the -correct- way to do automotive wiring. Let me assure you, this was -not- that.

Good news is she's alive and it's a beautiful day for a ride.

10.08.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸคŒ

10.08.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines (2004)

10.08.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 200    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Just solved the most gordian knot of signal chains I've been suffering through for ages by breaking down and getting one of those scarlet audio interface things all the cool kids have and now I get it

10.08.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.08.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All that said this is pretty cool. Happy for everyone involved, especially all the bored internet kids out in one-Sheetz towns for whom this will undoubtedly be their world.

10.08.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Problem Sleuth was very funny. When that wrapped, I thoroughly, enjoyed homestuck for its data index humor. I fell off after they introduced the 3rd? 4th? generation of characters? Began to feel like a George RR martin novel. We're almost at the end and I have how many more pesterlogs to read??

10.08.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh god, the Hazbin Hotel creators just announced a Homestuck animated pilot Oh god, the Hazbin Hotel creators just announced a Homestuck animated pilot

The sinking sensation when you realize you are unfortunately the perfect person to write the Newswire www.avclub.com/homestuck-pi...

09.08.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Anti-Marijuana PSA: "Family Invention" (1993)
YouTube video by SkyCorp Home Video Anti-Marijuana PSA: "Family Invention" (1993)

Sitting down with my kids for 'the talk'

09.08.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.08.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 209    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Windows 98 Disk Defrag Simulator A simulator of the classic Microsoft Windows 98 Disk Defragmenter tool. Relive the nostalgia of defragmenting different disk drives!

defrag98.com don't forget to click start

01.08.2025 05:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail."
PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?"
PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings."
PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell."
PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

09.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2374    ๐Ÿ” 514    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Gaming will always be trying to recapture the peak of BroodWar DBZ Smash-TV RPG EX (Final) user map files at 3am and never quite coming close.

08.08.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Intense!

08.08.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Going to check the ariola? That's great!"

"Going to check the ariola? That's great!"

If the rest of the translation weren't so straightforwardly literal, this is the point where I'd assume it was deliberate.

08.08.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ariola Obtained

Ariola Obtained

This is a fan translation and, you know, I'm sure the original word could be written that way in English, but did nobody involved suggest alternatives?

08.08.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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