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TASer Zigzagoon is God I do not endorse the character, content, nor political/social views of anyone I follow Posts do not reflect my employer's views

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Alysa Liu harnessed the power of Zigzagoon to win gold :3 <3

23.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sometimes I feel like the entertainment of my TASes is carried by the annotations

I feel like the process of making them is more of their magic than the final product itself

22.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

phantoms should spawn in the nether and end. it makes sense lore wise since you literally cannot sleep in either dimension

21.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you can emulate Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen

21.02.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shoutouts to Ruby/Sapphire for giving the TM for Water Pulse at gym 8

20.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one could argue that minecraft spiders go against mojang's policy around adding irl animals because it encourages players to kill a species that's crucial for the environment. but minecraft spiders may as well be a fictional species given how different they are from irl spiders so imo, they're fine

17.02.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

phantoms ruin all advancement TASes by forcing them to be exactly one hour long so theyre worse

17.02.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

there are 1025 pokรฉmon and 8 billion humans. assuming a uniform distribution, each pokรฉmon would have 8 million admirers. now reality is quite lopsided but it's still extremely unlikely that any pokรฉmon wouldn't have at least one admirer. unless it's armarouge.

16.02.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's crazy how much pokemon move animations have been ruined to satiate the declining attention span of the youth

13.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Bang Data" Official Music Video by Bang Data
YouTube video by BangData "Bang Data" Official Music Video by Bang Data

we shouldve had these mfers at the superbowl halftime show

youtu.be/YIuXmgesbUg

12.02.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs

12.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's funny how leather armor is significantly harder to get than copper and even iron armor

12.02.2026 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

phantoms are extremely close to being a REALLY well designed Minecraft mob. if their drops were actually good, then it would actively encourage players to play through the games hardest part to get said drops

phantoms shouldn't be designed around the idea that you shouldn't fight them

10.02.2026 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

polar bears are the worst Minecraft mob, even worse than phantoms. at least phantoms looks really cool and could work well if their drops were more useful

10.02.2026 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pokemon Emerald Any% TAS - 8:43
YouTube video by CasualPokePlayer Pokemon Emerald Any% TAS - 8:43

yes youtu.be/BYdJm3khFcI

08.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

6 7 is the closest the world has been to mass psychosis

05.02.2026 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

celebrities be like: "we need to defeat the elites"

my brother in christ, you ARE the elites

04.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this guy was just misunderstood

01.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's crazy how none of this would be happening if it wasnt for that damn zoo

28.01.2026 10:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Super Mario Galaxy 2 Soundtrack - Melty Monster Galaxy
YouTube video by RadiatorRampardos Super Mario Galaxy 2 Soundtrack - Melty Monster Galaxy

all I can ever ask for in the Mario Galaxy movie is for the Melty Monster OST to play at some point
youtu.be/rzW1LRnAfMw

27.01.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the fact that Minecraft polar bears drop fish when they're killed is the worst aspect of them because a) it's inaccurate to irl (not their primary diet) and b) it goes against Mojang's philosophy in a big way because it adds a benefit to killing an endangered species

26.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw the term "antifa" in a tweet today and it made me feel old, I havent heard that term since 2020

25.01.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's not ageist to not want 80+ year olds deciding the future of 20-30 year olds

25.01.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know these kinds of comics are memed on for being incredibly boomer-esc but tbh, they're extremely vindicated and relevant today

24.01.2026 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I ever have a kid, i'm not giving them a smartphone until a) they're in high school (at least) and b) until I give them copious amounts of internet and social media training

before that, they can settle with a flip phone

23.01.2026 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the kingsman Marvel Rivals situation is just a typical college group project situation

22.01.2026 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Supercell's art team is so funny because theyre basically the only redeeming quality of Supercell

21.01.2026 19:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love the people who comment on my TASes

19.01.2026 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want an irl Zigzagoon

16.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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