🔩Joan

Avenged Sevenfold is a great example of a band that only mentions god or heaven to go “…is NOT this” and boy does it wear out after so many albums

i love metal bands who only mention god in order to point out he isn’t in the place/action being described in the song. underrated aspect of Dio is he a actually took pains to make clear he thought there was a point to heaven besides being diametrically opposed to evil

First episode dialogue be like "We're talking about the same Steve, right? Mr. Used To Be A Cop? You mean to tell me MY brother- YOUR father and HIS boss- the same Steve who always scopes out the exits to whatever room he's in? That Steve? The Steve who is gonna walk through that door any minute?

this is also how they measure if a running back needs to retire in the nfl

guy making cocktails in a tiki bar but he’s completely winging it

btw about that pixar thing, the reason why these people think having a conversation about gay people with kids is difficult is because they don't know a way to say to their kid "gay people are normal but you are not allowed to be one" without sounding like a bigot (there is a reason for that)

if you give the joker a twisted tea to drink he goes "woah, a normal tea?"

i’m not saying we should eliminate them i just don’t think they should have access to our schools

The "just asking questions" fantasy politician:

this shit would slap with some spicy bbq sauce

Sprite of a meal from the ss anne

Whats the matter babe youve hardly touched you S.S. Anne dining room meal from pokemon red green and blue

Screenshot from Pokemon FireRed. In Lavender Town’s Pokemon Tower, a trainer approaches and screams “Be cursed with me! Kwaaah!”

me sending content to my friends

we used to have Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, Mike Pensions, Gary Literacy, Pete Socialsafetynet,

sometimes i wonder about the connection between the current stimulant shortage and the fact all modern militaries still use amphetamines as combat drugs and don’t really try very hard to hide or justify it everyone is just fully on board with meth making people kill better

jeffrey epstein killed solders in vietnam in 1966 to cover up all the sex he was having with children. a brilliant scheme

did you know you can just point to all the sex with children the epstein crowd did and it makes them look bad without having to lie about soldiers that died 20 years ago

why is this ai graphic claiming pat tillman, perhaps the most famous blue on blue incident in US History, is a victim of jeffrey epstein lmfao

"Kamala was right about everything" only makes sense if the 2024 campaign cycle was your first and only contact with national politics. It's the "getting a lot of boss baby vibes" of politics

Wars-as well as claiming civilian lives and producing horrifying humanitarian crises— sometimes cause one-off price shocks. But

Thanks. Up to speed now

thinking about a Lesbian Garrett from Thief and getting so horny i black out for a few minutes

“You can’t DISPROVE god though” is less deep a concept than you think it is

in the cars universe the matrix was directed by the kachowski sisters

Sheldon is the darkness inside all men’s hearts that must be quelled lest we all succumb

got another “that was definitely the best sex i’ve ever had” last night, can’t stop won’t stop :)

Be Still, My Gaping Pussy

ooooo shit i love this stuff but it’s been a while tyvm

listening to skeletal lamping. it’s great! good rec

okay somehow i did not register that he is also calling it Bram Stoker’s Dracula which like i get the name is public domain but still

before seeing the pdx tag i immediately knew this was either portland or seattle

They're using tropic thunder in white house posts

Man, maybe there really is no such thing as an anti-war movie. Maybe that French guy nailed it