🔩Joan

does no one care about which types of tulips are globalist anymore

I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

trump: I’m gonna do crimes because nobody can stop me

dem opposition: um actually it’s illegal, he cannot legally do that

trump: i just did hella crimes

dems: okay so he can do it but if you wait half a year and vote more of us in we’ll totally stop him next time. no we won’t punish him

if only congress existed and could do something about this. ah well

i had maybe my worst injection ever yesterday where the second the needle was withdrawn i was gushing blood out of my thigh and it was still worth it

RIP to hundreds of Iranians and one American vacation

Gianmarco critiquing a Tourette's joke at an awards show

There'll be a good Tourette's joke one day. But it won't be intentional

i stopped at 600 but i haven’t been doing it much lately so i am gonna FEEL it

okay let’s do this shit wheee

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

i’ve done 500 and usually i get too sleepy to be ultra horny but the dreams at least will be randy

might take like 800mg prog tonight just as like a fun experiment

*failing to blend in with a group of european hipsters i am smoking weed with* anyone else feel like eating a block of cheddar cheese the color of bart simpson

sometimes it feels like harris herself set up a bunch of blue maga bot accounts to post “Harris was right about everything and we could be at brunch right now” just to astroturf 28 frontrunner vibes

Those ugly cringe people youre afraid of being are probably happier than you

I would like fewer situations to monitor

training the next generation pf Katy Cats in their gestation pods

one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you

i can’t handle the us starting world war 3 right now i’m gonna cuddle a puppygirl til i pass out later

Operation Get Rekt presented by Bud Light

oh we’re like legit going to war with iran with israel that’s very not cool

me getting high off marijuana at age 18

hating carmella is even funnier than skylar because she 100% understands the scope of his transgressions from the beginning and it takes like four seasons for a real breaking point like if you don’t like her wouldn’t you *want* her to leave tony so he can fully fuck around

absolutely not just call yourself a moderate republican and save everyone a lot of time thanks

i will grant that she was floated as a presidential possibility since like 1993 so it makes sense why they focused on trashing her from then until 2016 but afterwards they just…kept bringing her up, as much if not more than obama. the momentum to keep hating her was ludicrous but they kept going

I GOT BROADS INNA LONDON

personally i remember finally paying for Spotify Premium in early 2016, putting on Rap Caviar once and hearing this song, and deciding modern rap could use a few more years before i bothered again. which was reductive sure but like Panda is an all-timer stupid rap hit

it’s been ten years and i gotta ask:

do people remember “Panda” by Desiigner with fondness?

let’s be real though other than the fact that he wriggled out of being impeached tepubicans have no reason to dislike clinton, he’s always been another slightly different flavor of Reaganite and they deeply respect how he made leftists persona non grata in the establishment