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Edritch love child of Hestia, Folgers, and a haunted Scrabble board that only works with the OED. Culinary experimentalist. ๐Ÿ”ช Bibliophile. ๐Ÿ“š Ailurophile. ๐Ÿˆ Father to the Gabbercats. Recipes, cats, and cat-free recipes @ https://imgur.com/user/gabbertoons

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Epstein survivors in the gallery, the new Epstein emails about Trump, and said she's signing the discharge petition RIGHT NOW! ๐Ÿ’™

Good thing that golden ballroom hasn't been but yet. There'd be ketchup everywhere. ๐ŸŒญ

12.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just watched Rep. Grijalva's address to the House after her swearing in.

She opened in Spanish! Shee spanked the House for delays, the shutdown, and abdicating to Trump. Also Johnson in all but name, citing his abuse of power in disenfranchising her constituents.

She gave a shout out to the

12.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pete Hegseth, subject of the classic story, "The Brown Bottle of Courage".

12.11.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mayor-elect Mamdani is already cleaning up our streets!

12.11.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you a failed bully? Is your masculinity threatened by light breezes or butterflies? Is your emotional maturity just this side of wet cotton candy? Well, c'mon over here and sign up for ICE today!

12.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The first and last lines of Joni Ernstโ€™s legacy as a human on earth will be that she was instrumental in the confirmation of the Sec of Defense most hostile to women serving in military, and she knew that when she voted for him.

12.11.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17731    ๐Ÿ” 6687    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 674    ๐Ÿ“Œ 297

@georgetakei.bsky.social for the win! ๐Ÿ†

Ladies and gentlemen, Senator John Fecklessman: I got mine, I'm pulling up the rope ladder behind me.

12.11.2025 06:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A chicken in every garage. Gro-cer-ies served on the finest Chi-na.

12.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's made the Oval Office look like a Trapper Keeper jazzed-up with the free gold foil seals in a Temu thank you cards pack.

12.11.2025 06:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can take turns pulling each other in their Radio Flyer Red Wagons. Over broken glass covered in fire ants.

12.11.2025 06:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gosh, that's some progress. They've moved from concepts of ideas to ideas just on the tips of their tongues about the ideas. Now they just need to ideate on the ideas to reach fully formed notions and options. Then something about...underwear? Then PROFIT!! ๐Ÿงท

12.11.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For such a successful businessman, he sure is arithmetically challenged. $3.000,000,000,000 โ‰  $195,000,000,000.

I guess all those zeroes kind of whizz around his head like bluebirds and stars around a Looney Tunes character's head.

Let's call him Elmer F.U.D.D.
Fear, Uncertainity, Doubt, Duh.

12.11.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So much winning. So much cruel stupidity.

12.11.2025 06:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

recovery. Your help is deeply appreciated!
https://gofund.me/e6ca70a57 (7/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

kitty.

She ran out into the hallway again after I came back from shopping, so that's great! Fingers, toes, and whiskers crossed!

Thank you again for donating and sharing. We still have some expensive vet visits and meds ahead if the tests results show improvement or the possibility of (6/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stimulant that manifests as more hunger, not the anti-depressant with appetite side effects we had before. Also got more fluids for her nightly IV. Everything else stays on course for now: FIP meds, antibiotics, erythromycin for her conjunctivitis, nausea meds. Quite the battery for a little (5/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

potassium. Let's just say that went a bit worse than the regular forced feedings. I got almost all of it in her rather than on her and me, but learned she's able to push it away better. Good news but still... I'll have to purrito her more tightly than I'd like.

She also has a new appetite (4/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she was first hospitalized. That's definitely dangerous.

So we got some prescription food that's high in calories and nutrients. It's easy to slurry. Also some feeding syringes with a larger capacity and a wider exit gauge. I loaded up 1 1/2 of them with food, water, Pedialyte, and (3/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

barely licked up any Churru. She very much is interested in food, but nothing is getting past her rejection.

We will hopefully get blood and urinalysis results back late tomorrow. While the vet agreed she looks on road back to normal, she's lost over a pound out of six pounds to start since (2/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trenta Update for 11/11/2025:
https://gofund.me/e6ca70a57

Today Trenta saw the regular vet for a follow-up evaluation. She was bright eyed and alert for the visit and when she got home. The problem is she's still not eating.

Even when obviously excitedโ€“but not fearfulโ€“at the vet's, she (1/7)

12.11.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE agent wounds deputy U.S. marshal and TikTok streamer, who is charged with assault Carlitos Ricardo Parias was charged Tuesday night with assault on a federal officer after the immigration operation in L.A. in which the suspect and a U.S. marshal were injured.

Even though this happened two weeks ago I just saw it. ICE shoot a US Marshall. This is how untrained these idiots are.
www.latimes.com/california/s...

10.11.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9380    ๐Ÿ” 3743    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 324    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

A vile country isn't a country that can't feed its children, a vile country is a country that *won't* feed its children.

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As long as Schumer is trying to surf the buffeting calls for a new Senate Minority Leader, he should probably update his official portrait. Here's a suggestion.

Also, calling the breaking Senators the Feckless Eight from now on. Selling us down the river for a pinkie promise from monsters.

10.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially now since the Senate Democrats are selling us out for a pinky swear to the bullies.

10.11.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A real cop vs a cosplay cop.

10.11.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donate to Help Trenta Fight for Her Life, organized by Christopher Gabbert This is Trenta, a two-year-old rescued by my kind friends and TNR people. Trenta anโ€ฆ Christopher Gabbert needs your support for Help Trenta Fight for Her Life

row during her evaluation if there are other options.

Tomorrow is an important day. If she has no ramp to recovery despite these good signs, I may have to say goodbye to her. I'm ready, but I'm not ready. I thank you all for helping us get this far. gofund.me/e6ca70a57

10.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

with greater strength. She comes to me when I call her name and gives me cheek rubs. She's drinking water. She's got some of her wary-but-loving personality back.

I wish that we could get a feeding tube into her, but that's a surgery she'd likely not survive. So I will be asking the vet tomor-

10.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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for a drink of water or to scratch in the box (yes!), she's again acting as me herald: walking in front of me and checking I'm behind her. Imagine the Silver Surfer trying to trip Galactus.

She is definitely watching and seeing with clear eyes. This morning she fought me against purrito-ing

10.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

but at least she's more vocal and stronger as she resists.

She has perked up with the FIP meds and the extra potassium. She'sscratching on her post right afterwards now instea of hiding to sulk. She's trying to be in the kitchen for the feeding frenzy with her sister and brother. When she is out

10.11.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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