Mrs. B

Nobody likes JD Vance.

You get paid for this clownery? Putting the Chicken Noodle back in CNN! 🤡🤡🤡

Lol, Bernard is not a Democrat 🤡

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My sister’s best friend’s number was 729-5309, so our mother asking me to call to tell her to come home for dinner always elicited an excellent performance out of me 🎤🤣

A brindle and white puppy plays on a navy blue fuzzy dog bed

Bruce! You are adorable! Any chance you came from Nevins Farm like my man, Crouton, over here?

A tragedy behind him? His wife died last year ffs.

Small brown and white puppy snoozing next to a larger black dog. The puppy’s pink paw pads are facing the camera and his paws look enormous.

PFC Crouton reporting for duty, but wondering if he can snooze for five more minutes first 😴

We refer to him as ‘worst Chris’ 🤣

No, cake eaters don’t count 🤭

Also tofu if that’s your thing!

a woman in a pink jacket and glasses is sitting in front of an american flag and giving the middle finger . Alt: White woman in a pink jacket and glasses is sitting in front of an American flag and giving finger guns.

All of them, Katie!

She lives in Canada, you wouldn’t know her 🤣

No need to assume, it’s right there 😂

Blech! What a nasty, manipulative, insidious thing to say. Michelebunchanumbers should go touch grass and/or pound sand.

Tell me you’ve never read The World According to Garp without telling me… 🫢

Yum! My mil made an amazing pissaladière. Thanks for the inspiration ❤️😋

Whoa 🤯

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Feel better soon, Matt!

Go away.

My MIL’s favorites!

Oh, Mark 😂🤡