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@visitauguste.bsky.social

Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social! (Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)

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Teehee! We were just gossiping about you, Meg.

02.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mari and Meg waving while holding hands at the beach

Mari and Meg waving while holding hands at the beach

02.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You said we could do what we wanted with you. Well, I'm gonna work you like a dog.

02.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just think about the loved ones you want to invite to Auguste. That's the best we can do right now.

02.03.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sh-sh-sharks can fly? How?

02.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

W-wait! I want it!

02.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Makeover? Nuh-uh. What you are is a paradigm shift!

02.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, so tired... I can't move my arms anymore... I want Meg to take care of me...

02.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you even know where you are? This is Auguste, the number one vacation spot! It's not some place you can mess around with just because you want to!

02.03.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, way to make a gal blush.

02.03.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this is going to hurt, but ordinary girls do NOT go into the mountains to hunt wild animals and gut them!

02.03.2026 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to make your favorite dishes without ever leaving your side, and then...

02.03.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know what happened to you exactly, but I won't forgive you for ruining Meg's beloved Auguste for your own stupid pleasure!

02.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really don't care if you're ordinary or not. The way you kick ass doing Meg stuff is the coolest part about you.

02.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right. They had this big display of chocolates out front, just giving 'em away. So I stealthily nabbed the whole pileβ€”all for Djeeta.

02.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Promo art for Auguste of the Dead, where Meg protects Mari from zombies

Promo art for Auguste of the Dead, where Meg protects Mari from zombies

02.03.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't peg Djeeta for the type to lie about candy in hopes that Meg will play a trick... But nuh-uhβ€”not on my watch!

02.03.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No way! Sharks are like those super dangerous fish, right? Should we be worried?

02.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're still number one in my heart, Megβ€”just believe in yourself!

02.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After hearing all that, this is basically... o-o-our engagement ring!

02.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mari using her shark launcher on Gran in GBVSR

Mari using her shark launcher on Gran in GBVSR

02.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You said we could do what we wanted with you. Well, I'm gonna work you like a dog.

02.03.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw, way to make a gal blush.

02.03.2026 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meg! What a... coincidence!

02.03.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you're all going to the sauna? I'll see you off later then.

02.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To the bottom of the sea with you, buster!

02.03.2026 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our love can pierce through anything!

02.03.2026 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you're wrong. Have you forgotten why the locals consider you a hero? There's still a lot for you to lend a hand with, so cheer up.

02.03.2026 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A version of the pointing wojak with Mari's hair pointing at Meg's abs in her GBVS intro

A version of the pointing wojak with Mari's hair pointing at Meg's abs in her GBVS intro

02.03.2026 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Says who! It's totally normal. I mean, we're besties, aren't we?

02.03.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0