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Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social! (Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)

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Anyone seen Meg, by any chance?

20.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truth is we're short-staffed. The handover from the old administration wasn't exactly what I'd call smooth.

20.11.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This type of relaxation treatment using vihta is called "whisking."

20.11.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to know you get it too, Lyria! Super cute, super cool, and super lovelyβ€”she's perfection in a single package!

20.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It was sooo lonely not having you around!

19.11.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I'm not saying I forgive you. Honestly I wanna sock you for attacking Meg! Which, to be fair, I already got my fair share of licks in.

19.11.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like you've got tokens to trade in. You can go do that while Meg and I spend some time together.

19.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So be it... Let the battle begin! We'll paint the town redβ€”BLOOD red!

19.11.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted Meg to bite me...

19.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In terms of what the tourism association is going to do, we want to give an especially warm welcome to those who still choose to come to Auguste in spite of everything that's happened.

19.11.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mari with the shark launcher: Gooooo!

Mari with the shark launcher: Gooooo!

A huge explosion that can easily be seen a good distance from the Auguste Isles as a result of Mari using the shark launcher

A huge explosion that can easily be seen a good distance from the Auguste Isles as a result of Mari using the shark launcher

19.11.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently the stuff we were doing before you fainted caused your obsessive-normative disorder.

19.11.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's not about Meg, then whatevs.

19.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard what happened. Knowing Meg, I figured she was probably sulking at the beach.

19.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huff... Huff... How does that feel?

19.11.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't peg Djeeta for the type to lie about candy in hopes that Meg will play a trick... But nuh-uhβ€”not on my watch!

19.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meg's already spent too much time dealing with redonkulous creatures! You're the last thing she needs on her plate!

19.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want you to live how you want to live, Meg. Don't force anything!

19.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heheh! It's my secret weapon! I call it the shark launcher!

19.11.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

After hearing all that, this is basically... o-o-our engagement ring!

19.11.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, you're free to spend your Auguste vacation however you want; I just think it's a shame to spend it alone.

19.11.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

O-okay then... Hah!

19.11.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He did what now? Tell me everything about this turdsack making moves on you!

19.11.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

W-wait! I want it!

19.11.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fine! If that's how it is, we'll just see who can make Meg happier!

19.11.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahh, so tired... I can't move my arms anymore... I want Meg to take care of me...

19.11.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was planning to make a move on Meg even before I became a zombie anyway, so not much has changed for me in that regard.

19.11.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meg, you're back! Feelin' okay? Shoulders stiff? Feet hurt? Whatever you need, Nurse Mari is here toβ€”huh? Do I have time? 'Course I do! I've got so much time I don't know what to do with myself! I'm all yours!

19.11.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is just for you!

19.11.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it's not about Meg, then whatevs.

19.11.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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