Arthur Tiersky

THANK YOU. I was feeling pretty alone on this. But Jesse Buckley screamed so incessantly that she's guaranteed an Oscar.

Ah, damnit, Matt, so sorry to hear it. You’re a fantastic writer and an ace of a guy, and I’m sure you’ll find a new home soon, but in the meantime, speaking of your always moving obituaries, have you thought about a collection? A coffee table book? They’re all so goddamn lovely.

“The Candidate” should be better known and watched frequently.

So it’s like the betting they do on “The Pitt”, only evil.

I want to believe he’s fallen into their trap, but…I don’t.

“Just take a look at that parking lot, Larry.”

I’m pretty sure not loving one’s country in its present state is among the BEST reasons to vote.

They are embarrassments to their families for SO many other reasons.

It’d be a far more palatable stance if his racism were completely divorced from his policies and actions, but it’s not. It drives practically all of them. You can’t approve of the job he’s doing but not the racism. They’re completely intertwined.

He’s also excellent in his early years on a couple eps of “Naked City”, if you really want to dive deep.

He was the GOAT. End of story. RIP, sir.

Is Mr. Toyota in the room with you right now?

Dems should propose naming the ICE detention centers after him. His name should be on as many hellholes as possible.

Maybe they had just read “A Modest Proposal” and missed the sarcasm.

Massie votes with Trump over 70% of the time and his wife worked for Rand Paul and supports Make America Healthy Again. You know, like all the radical lefties do. Great points as always, sir.

“But you posted about it at length on Truth Social.”

—nobody

Well deserved by Makowsky. I say this as someone who attempted to tell that same story and failed miserably. He rocked it.

Perfect birth control ad.

And I’m not inviting you to my birthday party either!

They need to fix the part where any sequel is an “adaptation”. It’s ridiculous that a script about true events but not strictly based on one thing is an “original” but a completely invented story that just happens to be a sequel is an “adaptation”.

Krassner, as always, fucking rocks.

Is Sean Parker advising him on this stuff? “15 percent tariff isn’t punitive. You know what’s punitive? A BILLION percent tariff.”

YouTube video by omgponies To Be or Not To Be - A Little Piece of Poland

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CONDEMNED MAN: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah"...
[Everyone gasps]
OFFICIAL: You're only making it worse for yourself!
CONDEMNED MAN: Making it WORSE? How could it be worse? JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH! JEHOVAH!

Someone should maybe tell him that “I don’t know him” doesn’t work in every context.

“If it turns out that this thing I did was totally unconstitutional, then we’re screwed!”

That it’s not remotely true is less notable to me than the inadvertent self-own here.

I like angry Frey.

Cool. Now do Trump.

Great opener and excellent write-up.

So I guess reaction-shot cliffhangers are a thing now?

In fairness, across the country, there was definitely a lot of crying after.

Yeah he and Spacey shared some interests.