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I feel like whenever an artist draws Mario or Luigi with fluffy hair it means they want to fuck them.

I don’t know, maybe I’m some kinda crackpot.

This is what a salad looks like on their website by the way:

Moe’s Southwest Grill does not know what a salad is.

What, did you want a Game Boy that actually plays GAMES?

What are you, some kind of FUCKING IDIOT?!

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First Official Image from the 'God of War' TV Series

After all the Nintendo leaks and seeing the development timeline of Pokémon Legends Z-A I can’t see a new Pokémon game get announced and NOT think:

“Oh, I wonder how this one is going to be gimped by a way too short development cycle.”

Dr. Robotnik’s Mean Yeast Infection

Oh no! YouTube just broke the hacked YouTube app I was using to watch videos ad-free on my phone! I guess I have no choice but to pay for YouTube Premium now! Oh well!

Just kidding. Suck my dick Google, you aren’t getting a cent out of me.

Do you think Todd is hurt because Microsoft didn’t even ask him if he wanted to be the new head of Xbox?

Taking a photo of the Pokémon Emerald title screen running on my new Chinese emulation handheld before putting it away and never playing it again.

You know when you accidentally use your debit card for a big purchase when you meant to use your credit card and you wake up in the morning with negative $422.12 in the bank? lol

Somebody tell me what the hell Konami is doing out here at the grocery store?

You’re being fooled. Zelda is not 40 years old. Link doesn’t even have a receding hairline.

Yes, the most important options for Twitch dot TV

Todd Howard steals toilet paper rolls from work to use at home, pass it on.

Ok, we’re at the concert. I’m going to hold my Nintendo 3DS up like I’m taking a picture.

Take a picture of me doing it so everybody knows I’m a loser.

Why is IGN’s thumbnail for this just Jessie’s fat fucking ass?

How do I tell my wife that orange is not a type of cheese?

There needs to be less video games.

Nintendo heard that somebody uploaded a video of Mario to YouTube, so they took YouTube down.

Traumatizing the Amazon AI is one of my favorite hobbies.

The funniest thing about this to me is there are other listings on eBay for just the jar WITHOUT the rotten cheese for like $20.

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Which one of you 29 cowards is gonna buy the rancid Mario Cheez Whiz

I can’t see any possibility where a modern day port of Metal Gear Solid 4 is anything but janky as hell.

That game was basically tailor made for the PlayStation 3 which was notorious for being a bitch to program for. The underpaid contractors handling this port must be going through hell.

Liminal Madden NFL 2002

If it’s not boring then I don’t want it.

I’m a firm believer that 96% of the time Star Trek should be boring.

As I sit in the Wendy’s parking lot waiting for my chicken tenders, because apparently having chicken tenders ready to go at the window is impossible, I regret not giving Taco Bell the $6.