@1026pm.bsky.social
LA || NJ || UK you know who i am. || venmo: tentwentysixpm
a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
11.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 859 🔁 255 💬 16 📌 10
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now watching. fuckin obvi!
27.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0it’s like a simulation of horniness invented by virgins!
27.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0girl W H A T
26.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(the bad kind of pervert)
26.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0pluribus once again proving that only perverts drink milk.
26.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0men who have the audacity to call a woman terrible only to side with a rapist is some of the most hack shit in the book! especially when they portray themselves as An Ally.
22.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bad Company by Bad Company from the album Bad Company
20.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1oh dude i am LOVING it so far!! really good shit. i’m curious about the rest of the season.
19.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’m gonna toss it on later. your impact!!!!!
11.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is an all timer for me. so good!
11.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.. the dateline channel badly needs a keith morrison episode filter!!!!
11.11.2025 05:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
an appropriate shirt for today, followed by a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch. etc.
05.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
HELL YEAH
05.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
thank you! I have to be at 8th st and ppw at 8p so do you think you can attend 7p sharp?? The so much !! yes absolutely! we can shift to 6:45 if that makes it easier for u Yes. Thanks!! Yesterday 5:24 PM I want to suck off governor cumo and his brother too - they can both shoot their loads all over my faget face I'm totally mortified - I'm so so so so sorry. That was to my
on a momentous election day i am thinking of the guy who sent this legendary wrong number text
04.11.2025 19:39 — 👍 699 🔁 78 💬 25 📌 8BYE BITCH!!!!
04.11.2025 16:08 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0For anyone unclear on why this shutdown is still going, or why it’s not just affecting social services like SNAP but all the military branches too (which is unprecedented)
03.11.2025 16:14 — 👍 99 🔁 39 💬 3 📌 0that how i felt about the last 2 jones i’ve been laid off from. still sucks.
04.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0oh no! fucking hell.
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correcting a blind spot. now watching!
04.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0i love gay halloween what do you mean you’re the duane reade bag full of sex toys, trojans and lube under the bed in david harbour’s west village apartment
31.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
WORLD SERIES GAME 5
(courtesy of @screamerjim.bsky.social)
29.10.2025 17:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DODGER BASEBALL
28.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0where’s joe pesci????
28.10.2025 05:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve been laughing about it all day. haven’t felt like this since i got my big butt skinner tattoo!!!!
25.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
25.10.2025 07:24 — 👍 34297 🔁 4804 💬 831 📌 394
how could i charge full price for the man whose lust for filthy magazines kept me in business during that first shaky year??
oh by the way, here is your new issue of gigantic asses!
