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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

19.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 8082    🔁 1762    💬 75    📌 98
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women don’t need husbands, women need a collection of 70s shirts and a good waistcoat. a cool leather jacket doesn’t hurt.

19.02.2026 04:03 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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rainy day mai tais and chinese food yesterday, bonus heart cheese.

18.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’d love to be on marlon brando’s island with his crate of big macs right now.

13.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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everyone on r/LAmetro right now.

12.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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now watching.

i never got into dawson’s creek, so this is where i really fell in love with james van der beek. RIP king.

12.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing ear buds is running down a road ALT: a man wearing ear buds is running down a road

finished my rewatch of sex and the city (original series), and now you know what time it is.

anyone watch the leftovers on this website?????

11.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

when facebook was cool, it really was cool! it’s such a disaster heap now.

10.02.2026 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
don draper protein cigarettes life cereal pitch

don draper protein cigarettes life cereal pitch

07.02.2026 06:22 — 👍 69    🔁 11    💬 0    📌 1

i like that the legion clearly got all of their sunglasses from the gas station.

05.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me too! it’s impossible to find save for this old fashioned soda shop/general store out in pasadena/highland park.

04.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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get yourselves a man who makes a special delivery of a galco’s footlong blockbuster with your fave soda and chip on a random tuesday. ♥️♥️

04.02.2026 01:55 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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yes hello, bongo!

29.01.2026 06:09 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

had a pretty hard downhill fall on my run this AM, i’m pretty banged up but otherwise okay. a man named ishmael helped me up from the ground, then i jogged home.

worst part is last time i ate shit on a run, i was at least trying to get a photo of a broken toilet in the street.

28.01.2026 01:27 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hating the matrix is so pedestrian.

27.01.2026 02:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP
HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT
HANG THEM ALL

Sign reading EXECUTE DONALD TRUMP HIS ENTITE ADMHISTRATION AND ALL THOSE COMPLICIT HANG THEM ALL

the mood is not subtle

24.01.2026 23:26 — 👍 4592    🔁 1196    💬 2    📌 0
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fuck ICE.

23.01.2026 00:23 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they’re classic!

13.01.2026 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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mulholland drive x pluribus.

19.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 17    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen

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now watching. fuckin obvi!

27.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

it’s like a simulation of horniness invented by virgins!

27.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

girl W H A T

26.11.2025 06:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(the bad kind of pervert)

26.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

pluribus once again proving that only perverts drink milk.

26.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

men who have the audacity to call a woman terrible only to side with a rapist is some of the most hack shit in the book! especially when they portray themselves as An Ally.

22.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bad Company by Bad Company from the album Bad Company

20.11.2025 05:22 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

oh dude i am LOVING it so far!! really good shit. i’m curious about the rest of the season.

19.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m gonna toss it on later. your impact!!!!!

11.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0