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FUHHHKKKK we need Eli POPE

Asked my little cousin what he would be if he got drafted. He said “I’m not”. I said “they gonna lock us up” he said “they did that when I had a gram” 😭😭😭😭 these kids don’t give a FUUUUUU

And why tf he ain’t send 🧊 out there!?

Iran literally will have nothing to lose and that’s the worse case scenario to put us all in. I know how I would crash out if I lost everything.

“I identify as hell / nawl”.

I know I looked down and said “BLACK” when I was being drafted up.

Nobody can functionally drink like a clevelander tailgating a browns game with work in 10 hours.

Omg I don’t take as many as I should!!! Here’s my old-young man (he’s 1 but acts 80😭)

Listen. Us Clevelanders don’t dream of going to the Super Bowl. We dream of getting fucked up at 5AM in a parking lot in 6° weather and face paint.

Update: said Corso is my bestie

What if the entire military just went… awol.

Omg girl RUN

He was talking about his dyslexia. Not the average black persons reading level. I think the guy is a villain like the next guy- but come on.

@ Iran, there are two different USA’s. Pls remember that. The black delegation likes chelow kabab

I get the Baptist communion grape craving OFTEN

The world could LITERALLY end tomorrow. I can’t take it with me 🙂‍↔️

Bro just be saying shit 😂😂😂

Jokes on you. I’ve been an AARP member for 5 years this year.

“For free”. Nothing in life is free, especially not from a corporation. If you’re not paying for financially- you should be MORE concerned.

Also, half a million KIDS go missing a year in the U.S. (probably more tbh). One would think you’d lead with that since most pets have.. trackers in them.

I set a timer and everything. I’d be damned if hillbilly halftime had even one more view than Benito

Private Property -ABSOLUTELY NO ICE

Saw this for the first time in person at a restaurant yesterday

I cut that game off so quick after the concert. I got mad asf it wasn’t just his concert. 🥕🥕🥕 (my kids hate carrots. Biggest insult).

Listening to my kids sing dtmf loud and proud, I could CRY

I love bad bunny so much omfg

So go watch kid diddler rock??? I’m so confused wtf

Only mfs that should be getting dragged for where they work is congress and ICE

Girl every year

Vanity Fair- living up to the name

One day my kids’ kids are going to get ahold of my social media post and there will be a great wondering

I get a mini Kit Kat and immediately eat 3 more. I get one full sized Kit Kat and I can’t finish one bar.

Tf is that about?