Emry 🐕

What if Celtic Guardian and Blue-Eyes explored each others bodies…

All the liquor and Chinese cigarettes last night betrayed me

Next haircut I get I’m gonna ask my stylist to give me the ole “emo boys kissing”

all hairy and sweaty and musky

Bet the wolf man’s a little freak… prolly loves getting pissed on…. Mmmmmmm yummy

Got to work only to realize my wife’s chastity cage lock is still on my key ring whooopsie

Had sex with my beautiful transgender wife ate stuffed crust pizza and went undefeated in dueling book god I’m LIVING

Drinking a Chinese Red Bull and absolutely BRICKED UP

Gender fucked since birth 😇

I can’t be both the “sonic yugioh guy” and “the fury guy” at the office

Gonna make a deer sona whose just as gay and autistic as me and he’ll never know when people are hitting on him but he will be able to play above average at yugioh

Sometimes I’ll be jerking it and stop mid stroke and just think… “wow this is free to do any time I want… wild”

Might even post some pics 😘

Likewise 💯

Putting together the sluttiest outfits for each day of MFF

I think one of the highlights of this summer was spending the day fishing then taking my gfs to one of those restaurants where all the women wear really revealing clothing getting buzzed on cheap beer and then telling them about my premature ejaculation fetish… the real American dream baby

We NEED MORE

Diaper pups are so hot like the pup hood diaper combo just does things to me I can’t lie

She said if I stayed good with my diet and exercise she’d get me a fancy maid outfit 😭😭😭😭

Gonna drink a kale celery smoothie for breakfast and then cum literal buckets tomorrow night

Was working a booth today and an older woman came up to me and said
“You probably already know this but you’re such a handsome man”

My girlfriend said I’m prime cougar bait 😭

Thanks Wolfy! 💕

Day 3 of getting back to being active and eating healthy, yesterday I went the whole day without drinking any sugary drinks,beers, or eating chips and cookies 😇

Women love me for my wonder, appreciation, and unrelenting love of our precious day to day moments… and cause I’m zesty

Won 1 out of 3 rounds, and was playing really solid duels with my deck

Some great duels tonight at our Yugioh locals 🥰

Having to say goodbye to the sex hotel 😭

Wuffff 🥰

Arf

Dogs out