THE FRIEND OF A BROTHER.

// it looks like it's been completely shadowbanned. genuinely embarrassing website moderation

// ok well my other account was just labeled as "rude" so i think i'm done with using this site as a roleplay platform for right now lmfao

// this website fucking sucks man LOL

// man what

// breaking kayfabe for .5 seconds here to say that i hope i'm providing interesting insights and parallels between characters even if chara is only 15 seconds old 🫶

No

(@onyourscreen.bsky.social)

* Chara drinks the CR-Tea (2).

* Tastes like champagne. Chara isn't much of a drinker, but they remember popping a bottle with Asriel when they aced their last final. To live like a big shot and not have to stress the small details anymore... If only.

* +40 HP!

(@deceptivecadence.dubstep.lol)

* Chara drinks the Kris-Tea (2).

* Has a bite like a lot of cinnamon. It reminds Chara of Asriel's occasional rebellious streak. Such a flavor is hard to forget once you've had it once. It kind of makes them want to stay up past their usual bedtime.

* +55 HP!

(@lv4leader.bsky.social)

* Chara drinks the Kris-Tea.

* Tastes like too much chocolate milk syrup. It instantly reminds Chara of Asriel, who would jump at the opportunity to make them drinks whenever they were down. It feels very, very familiar. They can't help but smile a little.

* +50 HP!

(@specildeal.bsky.social)

* Chara drinks the Spamtea.

* Tastes foul, like it's gone bad. Maybe it was once a strong bitter taste, like black coffee. There's something nostalgic about it, but they wouldn't consider them particularly fond memories. Chara wants to check their bank account.

* +5 HP!

(@tennas-tv-time.bsky.social)

* Chara drinks the CR-Tea.

* Tastes like an earthy herbal tea. It reminds them of nights alone in front of the television watching a relaxing nature documentary. There is comfort in the pursuit of knowledge in otherwise lonely times.

* +15 HP!

Alright. I suppose it is worth entertaining this idea, if only because it makes for an interesting theoretical.

Thank you. =)

I suppose I would need to eat my words, then. =)

If you find one, please let me know.

I am not sure that their vocal chords are capable of such things. They sing in their own ways, which I think is just as nice.

It is a fine picture. I just do not think seals really sing like that.

Sounds kind of like something out of a romance anime.

Not that I would watch anything like that.

* Cough.

But I suppose something like that would be interesting, if one could read minds and observe what someone else felt about a certain flavor.

Gross!

Okay

I tended to read more nonfiction as a child, but I am sure I can wrap my head around the concept if you were to explain it.

See them again? I thought this was just some silly theoretical question. Are people actually making tea blends that are, hm...

* Chara taps their chin, planning their wording carefully.

... an attempt to capture their essence in a flavor profile?

Theoretically speaking, my tea would actually taste like hot chocolate.

It is not my preferred tea anyways.

It is named after an earl who allegedly received the tea as a gift from a visitor, though this is just an unsubstantiated legend.

Regardless, I do not have the ability to look Earl Charles Grey in the eyes while I am drinking the tea named after him.

It seems vain at best and unsanitary at worst.

Personally, I would not drink tea that is named after a person.

I did not even know robots existed, much less that there are so many of them.

You will see.

You still have progress to make. You must respect yourself enough to not bottle it up until it reaches that point.

Sometimes you need to.

Sometimes they need to see how badly they hurt you.