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Life is too short to be a Pat, Shula or Adam. Let’s not take anything, least of all The Archers, too seriously. We are a podcast about #TheArchers hosted by Keri Warbis & Matthew Weir.

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“Can you describe the symptoms?”
“Sure - Marge has got blue hair and Homer is fat”
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08.12.2025 19:12 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

When they said faulty copper my first thought Harrison
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07.12.2025 19:25 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm no medical expert, but could Josh and Lily be suffering from a bout of Strategic Covid, brought on by the announcement of Shula's impending visit?
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08.12.2025 19:29 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank FUCK it’s on a Saturday.

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08.12.2025 21:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Son: what are you listening to?

Me: two people having diarrhea.

Son:

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08.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The idea of a bubble week away from the George storyline is quite fetching.

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08.12.2025 19:09 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Water causes an awful lot of bother in Ambridge.

(Not Water Gabriel).

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08.12.2025 19:07 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

For some reason the term ‘jug of cocktail’ is doing my head in.

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08.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hahaha that’s funny.

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I have listened to Ambridge On the Couch today, but not The Cider Shed yet (am about to) 🤭

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07.12.2025 22:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bloody hell, I don’t remember that happening at all!

I haven’t listened to the final edit of the episode yet though.

Will be doing so later.

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07.12.2025 19:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Too Junk to Pluck Podcast Episode · The Cider Shed - Ploughing through BBC's 'The Archers' · 06/12/2025 · 39m

On the list for our offender manager:

• To Sum Up: Amber gives love a Brad name.

• Octopuses? Pardon?: Joy gets taken for a ride by Tony and Hannah.

• Space ODD-yssey: George stares into the worm hole.

🍏♥️🍏
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07.12.2025 08:29 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

‘Just let us help you’

I’m a sucker.

Got emotional. And STILL want George to come good.

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07.12.2025 12:16 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Ian v Logistics

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07.12.2025 12:13 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

No Ian. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
🍕
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07.12.2025 12:11 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

Brocklay

* sends bleet *

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07.12.2025 12:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You can listen to The Cider Shed podcast whilst peeling potatoes, ladies and gentlemen!!!

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07.12.2025 12:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Might Alistair have seen that clonk by George on Ed?

Could he still have been nearby?

Or Hannah maybe?

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04.12.2025 19:20 — 👍 32    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Bloody hell.

George needs professional help of some kind (if he’d even recognise he needs it).

This is all so awful, unpredictable and dangerous for others.

Can’t Ed and Emmurr see this?
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04.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 80    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0

Oh good.

Another sodding competition.

🚜 🪙 🪙 🪙

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04.12.2025 19:14 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Pat. You (and the rest of Bridge Farm) bloody sacked Clarrie. 🙄

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07.12.2025 11:55 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Oh, Brad.

Poor Brad.

Keeps being put in tricky situations.

Bet he’s in turmoil.

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04.12.2025 19:06 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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A MOBILE SHOP/PIZZA DELIVERY IN ONE.

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07.12.2025 11:38 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Brad saying that Amber is allowed to have time to think and that everyone needs that, countered by George’s ‘NOT ME! I DON’T NEED TIME TO THINK’ - such illuminating scripting.

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07.12.2025 11:34 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Mornings are always a MAAAAAD scramble around heeeeeere.

Mumbled Adam in his (thankfully) inimitable style.

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07.12.2025 11:30 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Emmurr to Amber: I think you need some space and time….

Maybe go and see Hannah?

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01.12.2025 19:16 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Oooh. This is interesting. Amber owning up to Emmurr about her doubts.

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01.12.2025 19:13 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Emma: ‘I’m not one of those interfering, overbearing parents.’

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07.12.2025 11:24 — 👍 17    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

People go on about ‘these dark mornings’ as if they’ve never happened before and have taken them by surprise, like.

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01.12.2025 19:05 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

GET GEORGE TO PLUCK THE FUCKING TURKEYS.

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30.11.2025 19:18 — 👍 79    🔁 4    💬 11    📌 3

Number of times Emmurr has said the word ‘worried’.

1,264,388

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30.11.2025 19:17 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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