“Can you describe the symptoms?”
“Sure - Marge has got blue hair and Homer is fat”
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Life is too short to be a Pat, Shula or Adam. Let’s not take anything, least of all The Archers, too seriously. We are a podcast about #TheArchers hosted by Keri Warbis & Matthew Weir.
“Can you describe the symptoms?”
“Sure - Marge has got blue hair and Homer is fat”
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When they said faulty copper my first thought Harrison
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I'm no medical expert, but could Josh and Lily be suffering from a bout of Strategic Covid, brought on by the announcement of Shula's impending visit?
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Son: what are you listening to?
Me: two people having diarrhea.
Son:
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The idea of a bubble week away from the George storyline is quite fetching.
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Water causes an awful lot of bother in Ambridge.
(Not Water Gabriel).
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For some reason the term ‘jug of cocktail’ is doing my head in.
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Hahaha that’s funny.
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I have listened to Ambridge On the Couch today, but not The Cider Shed yet (am about to) 🤭
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Bloody hell, I don’t remember that happening at all!
I haven’t listened to the final edit of the episode yet though.
Will be doing so later.
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On the list for our offender manager:
• To Sum Up: Amber gives love a Brad name.
• Octopuses? Pardon?: Joy gets taken for a ride by Tony and Hannah.
• Space ODD-yssey: George stares into the worm hole.
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‘Just let us help you’
I’m a sucker.
Got emotional. And STILL want George to come good.
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No Ian. IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
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Brocklay
* sends bleet *
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You can listen to The Cider Shed podcast whilst peeling potatoes, ladies and gentlemen!!!
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Might Alistair have seen that clonk by George on Ed?
Could he still have been nearby?
Or Hannah maybe?
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Bloody hell.
George needs professional help of some kind (if he’d even recognise he needs it).
This is all so awful, unpredictable and dangerous for others.
Can’t Ed and Emmurr see this?
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Oh good.
Another sodding competition.
🚜 🪙 🪙 🪙
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Pat. You (and the rest of Bridge Farm) bloody sacked Clarrie. 🙄
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Oh, Brad.
Poor Brad.
Keeps being put in tricky situations.
Bet he’s in turmoil.
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Brad saying that Amber is allowed to have time to think and that everyone needs that, countered by George’s ‘NOT ME! I DON’T NEED TIME TO THINK’ - such illuminating scripting.
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Mornings are always a MAAAAAD scramble around heeeeeere.
Mumbled Adam in his (thankfully) inimitable style.
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Emmurr to Amber: I think you need some space and time….
Maybe go and see Hannah?
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Oooh. This is interesting. Amber owning up to Emmurr about her doubts.
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Emma: ‘I’m not one of those interfering, overbearing parents.’
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People go on about ‘these dark mornings’ as if they’ve never happened before and have taken them by surprise, like.
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GET GEORGE TO PLUCK THE FUCKING TURKEYS.
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Number of times Emmurr has said the word ‘worried’.
1,264,388
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