@jagardner.bsky.social
Writer: mostly fantasy and science fiction. Currently working on a Big Fat Fantasy, tentatively titled SIX GODDESSES AND A CAT. Also learning Japanese.
Because you needed a video of a group of cute guinea pigs eating watermelon... You're welcome #bluesky π
09.08.2025 13:46 β π 13335 π 2027 π¬ 340 π 184Washington Post: βIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise youβ
Teen Vogue: βHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrierβ
Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
05.08.2025 23:16 β π 11250 π 4586 π¬ 58 π 279If I have to explain to you why it's a bad idea to use a machine that makes shit up 15-80% of the time AND destroys the environment AND contributes to rising fascism and genocide AND puts brilliant skillful creatives out of work by stealing their work, then we're already speaking different languages
06.08.2025 01:01 β π 17624 π 6327 π¬ 151 π 173With all the forest-fire smoke in the air, the sun this evening looks like the cover of Dhalgren.
04.08.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#bluesky needs more baby goats... βΊοΈ
02.08.2025 15:32 β π 19381 π 2563 π¬ 432 π 248Hulk Hogan, lying inexplicably sideways in his open coffin, being visited by a chihuahua dog, who looks distraught. The people behind the coffin do too
I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see
28.07.2025 20:44 β π 12562 π 2380 π¬ 289 π 271You didnβt need a video of an otter eating coconut, but here you go #bluesky... π
25.07.2025 05:26 β π 2242 π 273 π¬ 41 π 22Why does this look like a live Looney Toons cartoon?? ππ π€£
23.07.2025 19:14 β π 10636 π 1696 π¬ 234 π 123A review for a Little Caesarβs somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.
I AM SHRIEKING ππ€£
Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. π«‘
Because you needed a video of a group of cute otters chasing a butterfly... π
23.07.2025 12:40 β π 17006 π 2944 π¬ 447 π 243Two bunnies, one white and gray, the other one gray, snuggle on a white rug in a sunlit room.
17.07.2025 13:36 β π 11067 π 1121 π¬ 114 π 56Superman Isnβt Trying to Be Political. We Just Have Real-Life Supervillains Now.
What a headline.
09.07.2025 04:40 β π 27284 π 6282 π¬ 252 π 293If you're having a bad day, here's a Red Panda in the snow... βΊοΈ #bluesky
04.07.2025 18:23 β π 11413 π 1413 π¬ 205 π 79πΆ
21.06.2025 21:26 β π 9310 π 1566 π¬ 108 π 75Re: romance book covers. You'd think that dukes could afford shirts.
17.06.2025 20:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well this couldnβt have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...
05.06.2025 21:08 β π 10947 π 3191 π¬ 126 π 203Target FORGOT TO WRITE COPY for their pride line this year iβm obsessed with how much big box stores dgaf and have stopped pretending to
30.05.2025 23:26 β π 2711 π 719 π¬ 51 π 176This is the best team crossover video I've ever seen.
28.05.2025 16:05 β π 19983 π 3746 π¬ 600 π 488I will never understand manga's obsession with women's underwear.
21.05.2025 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lop-eared bunny with white and light brown fur looking directly at the camera sits on a grey blanket.
11.05.2025 02:33 β π 1002 π 112 π¬ 5 π 7A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
08.05.2025 17:36 β π 29142 π 8234 π¬ 39 π 780I am a ridiculous pushover for isekai.
07.05.2025 14:00 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Okay, thanks!
02.05.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Okay, medieval Denmark may have had different rules of succession. But I've read a lot about Hamlet, and I've never heard anyone mention such rules.)
02.05.2025 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Conceivably Claudius and/or Gertrude could have been regents if Hamlet was under age at the time of Daddy's death. But regents are never called kings. So what happened?
02.05.2025 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Today I realized: Why wasn't Hamlet the king? He was the only son of the previous king, so he should have been first in line for the throne. Uncle Claudius would have come after Hamlet in the order of succession.
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