How to tell you're middle aged.

It's catching on. Not sure what their algorithm is. They mentioned it being open source. It'll catch on.

Also your A string was flat and you refused to tune it. We can't have that.

You mad for having to pick them up off the grass again? Hold on tighter next time. Might help to wipe the melted ice cream off first.

Dude how is the scheme not getting more likes? I know I'm not the only follower.

Can't. Anxiety. Lucky I sleep at all and when I do it's by force.

Have you tried drugs?

I mean technically meteors are weather. Falls from the sky. Weather.

I have a few questions about the black car in the background. Why is its nose so long and where are its front wheels?

My birthday is the following Sunday. Might have to take Friday off and make a night of it.

I and many of my fellow Michiganders are happy to have you as a fellow resident. I know if you were to run for the house or senate we'd be glad to vote you in. This country needs change badly and I for one am looking forward to the primaries.

Dance Contraption!

I mean I knew he's screwing the whole world over but I just didn't think it would happen so fast.

The last time you had Peking duck, did you ask yourself if it had any kids at home? Guess you could say they died in a fire. They're orphans now. All they have is great Uncle Scrooge.

Well if you think of it, it's a miracle we can even stand. Our feet are way too small for our bodies.

Yes but, you can't let it consume you or let it take up more space in your head. The next four years will be rough and the pendulum always swings the other way.

I can see a lot of orange frosting smeared on the sidewalk outside.

That's my boy

Her voting record still sucks. I guess this is the bare minium of what a logical conservative would do. Not saying I'm not grateful for recent work but she's still a Cheney. Her dad is a war criminal.

Amazing photo. Your name is a little hard to read but I get it. L9king forward to more posts!

Need a bandmate? I play the lute.

I'm in a band. At 42 I play bass. My singer/guitarist is 30. My drummer is 63. Between us 3 we have wide life experiences that come put in our music.

The next 4 years would make a great screenplay on par with Idiocracy but with a horror movie twist.

Tell them you have it set to sound enhancing because of tinnitus. Then when they ask you, just say "what"?

Chibsons

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