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Easily excited medievalist working @hhu.bsky.social. I love manuscripts, stories and storytelling, teaching, @lfcr.bsky.social, antiracism, LGBTQ+ support, Nigeria, living in Germany, the Real Housewives, my wife, and gin (not always in that order)

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As a professional military strategist, I just wanted to make sure everyone has a full understanding of the American strategy in Iran, thank you for your attention to this matter

28.02.2026 08:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6132    ๐Ÿ” 1816    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 93

Regime change.

Cos that's worked out really well before, eh?

FFS.

28.02.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The hidden ICE blueprint that should horrify every American | Will Bunch An internal Department of Homeland Security document shows how ICE plans to cram thousands of detained human beings inside a Georgia warehouse.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses?

Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards

My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

22.02.2026 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8085    ๐Ÿ” 4388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 338    ๐Ÿ“Œ 376

Haha, okay. Itโ€™s the third of my previous options. Have a nice afternoon.

19.02.2026 10:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are we talking about Charlemagne here or Britain? Or donโ€™t you really know?

19.02.2026 09:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*the Saxons in Britain, I should have said.

19.02.2026 08:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Saxons converted about 150 years before Charlemagne was coronated in Rome. Letโ€™s not be silly about this.

19.02.2026 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeareโ€™s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue

05.02.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32251    ๐Ÿ” 13855    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 589    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1599
Current Vacancies - Birkbeck, University of London Birkbeck

Wonderful news from Birkbeck's School of Historical Studies. We're hiring not one but TWO open-ended, full-time roles: Medieval Studies, and History of Art! cis7.bbk.ac.uk/home.html#fi...

29.01.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Weโ€™re just not a free country.

Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.

29.01.2026 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5702    ๐Ÿ” 2396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 132    ๐Ÿ“Œ 201
NOW - Musk: "My prediction is there'll be more robots than people... everyone on Earth is going to have one and going to want one... who wouldn't want a robot to... watch over your kids, take care of your pets... we are in the most interesting time in history."

4:08 PM Jan 22, 2026
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NOW - Musk: "My prediction is there'll be more robots than people... everyone on Earth is going to have one and going to want one... who wouldn't want a robot to... watch over your kids, take care of your pets... we are in the most interesting time in history." 4:08 PM Jan 22, 2026 223.8K Views

Isn't this a telling aspiration? To want robots to look after your kids, so you can do stuff, rather than robots to do stuff, so you can spend time with your kids?

The darkness inside these shrivelled men must be like a gaping unfillable void.

22.01.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1681    ๐Ÿ” 511    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 135    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
Photo featuring the inside of a church with a view to an arched window with central oval design

Photo featuring the inside of a church with a view to an arched window with central oval design

East Window, 2008 by Iranian artist Shirazeh Houshiary, St Martin-in-the-Field, London #womensart

18.01.2026 05:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 619    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Are we honestly doing the World Cup over there? For real?

17.01.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 725    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

Had an intriguing editorial discussion recently: how did people in the past talk about 'minutes' when they didn't have watches or standardised times? How does that affect your thinking?

Come down an Elizabethan/Jacobean rabbit hole with me.

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17.01.2026 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1049    ๐Ÿ” 478    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108
Detail depicting an elephant from the British Library Collection: Cotton MS Tiberius B V/1, fol. 81r.

Detail depicting an elephant from the British Library Collection: Cotton MS Tiberius B V/1, fol. 81r.

Issue 42.2 of Parergon was released just before Christmas. A special issue focused on medieval English attitudes to the outside world, Alison Hudson's article 'Elephants in English Literature, Art, and Material Culture before the Reign of Henry III' is currently open access!

doi.org/10.1353/pgn....

17.01.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that canโ€™t happen if we lock them out.

16.01.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5941    ๐Ÿ” 3403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
Between Philology and Desire, Part 2. On the challenge of translation. The backdrop is a woodland path.

Between Philology and Desire, Part 2. On the challenge of translation. The backdrop is a woodland path.

New post!

Part two of my series on philology and translation. I look at the challenges of translating even a few lines of an Old English text.

Does "wyrd biรฐ ful arรฆd!" mean "fate is fully determined!", "shit happens!", or something else entirely?

nikolasgunn.co.uk/2026/01/13/b...

14.01.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Schwierigkeitsgrad und Wirksamkeit klimafreundlicher Entscheidungen

Scatterplot mit โ€žWirksamkeitโ€œ auf der x-Achse, und โ€žSchwierigkeitsgradโ€œ auf der y-Achse. 

Unter anderem (jeweils mit passendem Symbol): 

Autofrei leben
Vegan leben
Mehr ร–ffis
Nicht Fliegen
Kein Einwegplastik
Keine Klimaanlage
Weniger heizen
Vegetarisch leben
Weniger Fleisch
Ein Flug weniger
Mรผlltrennen
Licht ausschalten
Lokale Lebensmittel
Keine Kreuzfahrten

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Schwierigkeitsgrad und Wirksamkeit klimafreundlicher Entscheidungen - T Brudermann & A Hoeben - Die Kunst der Ausrede (Oekom Verlog) - CC-BY-ND.

Hinzugefรผgt, oben rechts: โ€žEat the richโ€œ (mit so kleiner Guillotine)

Schwierigkeitsgrad und Wirksamkeit klimafreundlicher Entscheidungen Scatterplot mit โ€žWirksamkeitโ€œ auf der x-Achse, und โ€žSchwierigkeitsgradโ€œ auf der y-Achse. Unter anderem (jeweils mit passendem Symbol): Autofrei leben Vegan leben Mehr ร–ffis Nicht Fliegen Kein Einwegplastik Keine Klimaanlage Weniger heizen Vegetarisch leben Weniger Fleisch Ein Flug weniger Mรผlltrennen Licht ausschalten Lokale Lebensmittel Keine Kreuzfahrten Quelle: Schwierigkeitsgrad und Wirksamkeit klimafreundlicher Entscheidungen - T Brudermann & A Hoeben - Die Kunst der Ausrede (Oekom Verlog) - CC-BY-ND. Hinzugefรผgt, oben rechts: โ€žEat the richโ€œ (mit so kleiner Guillotine)

jede*r kann etwas tun

03.01.2026 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

Man if you thought Freedom Fries was embarrassing get ready because renaming stuff is this dudeโ€™s single favorite thing in the world

03.01.2026 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Flight Free UK Fight climate change: make the pledge to be flight free in 2026

I am taking the flight free challenge! Could you join me? #FlightFree2026ย @flightfreeuk.bsky.socialย www.flightfree.co.uk

01.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ask this question and its follow-up. Like Begum before him, Alaa el-Fattah is being used as a crowbar to shift reasonable people - even some progressives - into a space of thinking that full citizenship, if granted recently or dual, is retroactively conditional or attracts a lower class of rights.

29.12.2025 10:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 885    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
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University of Leicester Vice-Chancellor knighted in Kingโ€™s New Year Honours | News | University of Leicester

Services to losing multiple employment tribunals?

le.ac.uk/news/2025/de...

30.12.2025 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Was die Verschรคrfung beim Bรผrgergeld bringt:
- Applaus von rechts auรŸen
- mehr Hunger
- mehr hรคusliche Gewalt
- mehr Kinderleid

Was sie nicht bringt:
- Einsparungen

Ach ja - Frohe Weihnachten ihr lieben Christen รผberall ๐Ÿ˜˜

18.12.2025 10:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1852    ๐Ÿ” 567    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Auch wenn die Polizei das dementiert: Falls jemand Fotos oder Videos hat, wie die Polizei AfD-Teilnehmer in Polizeiautos zur Veranstaltung in #GieรŸen fรคhrt, bitte lasst uns das Material zukommen. Auch Material von Konvois, die Teilnehmer bringen, ist interessant.

29.11.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1548    ๐Ÿ” 664    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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Deutschland - Zahl der Wohnungslosen steigt auf Hรถchststand mit mehr als einer Million Menschen - viele Kinder betroffen In Deutschland gab es im vergangenen Jahr mehr als eine Million wohnungslose Menschen - das ist ein Anstieg von elf Prozent gegenรผber dem Vorjahr. Als wohnungslos gilt, wer รผber keine eigene angemiete...

Deutschland hat 83,6 Millionen Einwohner und eine Million von ihnen ist wohnungslos, Tendenz weiter steigend. Und der Regierung ist es einfach egal - selbst das 264.000 Kinder und Jugendliche betroffen sind.
www.deutschlandfunk.de/zahl-der-woh...

18.11.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Vicki is still carrying her orange around ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚ #BravoCon #RHOC

15.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Background of a keffiyeh pattern with an image of the book cover of Edward W. Said's The Question of Palestine.

Background of a keffiyeh pattern with an image of the book cover of Edward W. Said's The Question of Palestine.

Background of a keffiyeh pattern.  On the left side an image of the book cover of Edward W. Said's The Question of Palestine. On the right side 4 bullets points that say: 1. One of the first major works in English written by a leading Palestinian American intellectual. 2. Analyzes Palestinian displacement, resistance, and self-determination. 3. Explains the nature of Zionism "from the standpoint of its victims." 4. Examines the relationship between Zionism, Western liberalism, and imperialism.

Background of a keffiyeh pattern. On the left side an image of the book cover of Edward W. Said's The Question of Palestine. On the right side 4 bullets points that say: 1. One of the first major works in English written by a leading Palestinian American intellectual. 2. Analyzes Palestinian displacement, resistance, and self-determination. 3. Explains the nature of Zionism "from the standpoint of its victims." 4. Examines the relationship between Zionism, Western liberalism, and imperialism.

The 1st book in our "Recommended Read" series is Edward W. Said's The Question of Palestine. Written in 1979 and often considered a part of a trilogy alongside Orientalism and Covering Islam, it was one of the first major books to introduce the historical context of Zionism (1/3)

11.11.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

12.11.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25596    ๐Ÿ” 6841    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 449    ๐Ÿ“Œ 241
Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

28.10.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1297    ๐Ÿ” 393    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104