And it will be fuckin SPRING
04.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it will be fuckin SPRING
04.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know paternity leave will extremely not be about me and my maladies but it's going to be so good for my brain to shut off 95% of my external stimuli and be fully in the moment
04.02.2026 06:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Feel insane
04.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Resign you old bitch
04.02.2026 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO
02.02.2026 10:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Should all fans drop the top in solidarity
02.02.2026 04:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ilu benito
02.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He's running an avian sanctuary He's #notlikethat
02.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
27.01.2026 22:54 — 👍 7057 🔁 1683 💬 95 📌 62Everything sucks and I'm in immense pain
06.01.2026 07:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are a racist
28.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.
25.11.2025 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power
05.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 593 🔁 177 💬 15 📌 8
Alan Shemper doing his standup set in Wet Hot American Summer
I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!
30.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 482 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 0Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath
30.09.2025 12:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hate the ai slop I just wanna see my friends make funny jokes
13.08.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Are there group dms here yet
13.08.2025 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A guy in a Knicks jersey playing a trumpet during a celebration in midtown after Game 4
me describing my interests
13.05.2025 03:37 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025
Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)
Leaving logs along the top of the stall divider
22.01.2025 17:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!
20.01.2025 22:12 — 👍 294 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 1What are you talking about
20.01.2025 22:54 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You are mentally deficient if you think that's all that goes into it
13.01.2025 17:41 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trees here have evolved defenses 70 year old houses don't do that
13.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I myself operate several different cards at all times to maintain a competitive edge
10.01.2025 02:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0brand new diner serves coke the normal way
23.10.1927 03:27 — 👍 13705 🔁 5575 💬 175 📌 290
Tumblr post A: Elf liberalism probably goes insane A: "elf liberalism is the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes B: what the fuck does this mean? A: it's not my job to educate you
30.11.2024 18:21 — 👍 1888 🔁 528 💬 14 📌 16
can we improve Japan by bringing it closer to Massachusetts?
02.12.2024 22:00 — 👍 88 🔁 13 💬 13 📌 5I'm royally sucked off
02.12.2024 18:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Smiley emoji with feet
21.11.2024 00:14 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0