Al E.(-boy) Smith

Mourners attend a funeral for girls and staff who lost their lives when a primary school in southern Iran’s Hormozgan province was hit on the first day of US-Israeli attacks on Iran. [Anadolu]

A woman hold a photograph of pupils during the funeral.[Anadolu]

Mourners carry Iranian flags as they gather for the funeral in Minab. [Anadolu]

Coffins draped with Iranian flags are carried on trucks during the funeral. [Anadolu]

Iran mourns 165 girls, staff killed in school strike during US-Israel war https://aje.news/t0pz7y

Day 4 of major combat operations against Iran and the president is frantically posting on the Twitter clone he personally owns that actually we have plenty of munitions, possibly an infinite number from some perspectives. Reassuring!

Anyway this is the only thing to care about right now, he's gonna win by like 22%

Platner sucks but you have to remember, it's mainers who want him and they suck too

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

And it will be fuckin SPRING

I know paternity leave will extremely not be about me and my maladies but it's going to be so good for my brain to shut off 95% of my external stimuli and be fully in the moment

Feel insane

Resign you old bitch

NO

Should all fans drop the top in solidarity

Ilu benito

He's running an avian sanctuary He's #notlikethat

listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news

Everything sucks and I'm in immense pain

You are a racist

Soon I will bring my greatest creation, a Finno-Incan super soldier into the world. The Northeast will be hers to conquer.

I've pulled beauty from the jaws of creation and yet still you all forget my power

Alan Shemper doing his standup set in Wet Hot American Summer

I'm so old, the last time I was in Riyadh fucking Dahham ibn Dawwas was my chieftain!

Putting beers all over DC in Wile E. Coyote style traps for old kegsbreath

I hate the ai slop I just wanna see my friends make funny jokes

Are there group dms here yet

A guy in a Knicks jersey playing a trumpet during a celebration in midtown after Game 4

me describing my interests

photo of a bodysuit filled with garbage and a taped portrait of Elon Musk hangs upside down on the gate near piazzale Loreto in Milan, Italy. Photo from Ansa Italia 2025

Today in Milan, a student activist group hung a trash-filled effigy of Musk upside down on a gate outside of piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was displayed in 1945.
They left the message: "C'è sempre posto a piazzale Loreto, Elon" (There's always room in piazzale Loreto, Elon)

Leaving logs along the top of the stall divider

(getting a blowjob on Arrakis) hey wait that's my water! dude what the fuck you're drinking my water!!

What are you talking about

You are mentally deficient if you think that's all that goes into it

Trees here have evolved defenses 70 year old houses don't do that