Skritch Monster Collie

Possible ICE sighting in Lancaster Ohio.

I think maybe ICE knocked on my door earlier today. I did not answer. They were plainclothes with badges and name tags. They drove away in an unmarked black SUV with a tinted license plate cover.

This is why red states have higher voter apathy. Always shenanigans.

I feel bad for these folks just trying to exercise their constitutional right to vote and having to deal with this mess.

Info in 🧵

Texas voters, protect your vote:
• Bring an approved photo ID, Texas is strict about this
• If your name does not match exactly, bring supporting documents
• If they challenge you at the polls, you can request a provisional ballot
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• Check your polling location before you leave, Texas loves last minute changes
• Stay in line, if you are in line by closing time, you have the right to vote

Do not let confusion do the work of suppression.
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And recheck your votes because they were reported as flipping last time after the fact.

Gen 10 Goobers

Jeffpardy! youtu.be/p-gpQGoiOlQ

Also hiiiiiii!

I literally pulled my pants down just before reading this.

everything's gonna be okay

cannot get more sillier than already am

unpossible

This is a matter of life or death. Get very silly and weird immediately.

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

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You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be dirty, horny little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive.

If this isn't me I don't know what is

Transphobia is an astroturfed moral panic invented from whole cloth by people on the Epstein list

For your folder.

A black and white reductive illustration of a person sitting cross legged at profile. They have a coyote head and tail, and the head is severed from the neck. With one hand they are holding up the head, and in the other they are holding clumps of fur on the neck, trying to braid the severed head back onto the neck

reweaving connecting
[2023]

“average person has 2 wolves inside them" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 wolves inside them. Plural therian Georg, who lives in telegram & has over 10,000 wolf headmates each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I tried a grackle. no go

water, water, pants on otters

"Schedule Your Vaccines Day" is Friday, February 27, 2026.

Who decided this?
ME.

("Schedule Your Vaccines Day" is every day.)

Profile picture of a protogen, character owned by Gordangrump

pfp for a friend

Sketch commission for WonderlandMalice 🍭✨️💝

🎶 It's like McDonald's breakfast, two minutes too late 🎶

CALLED IT !

I wanna make a game character called "Soap Gene" and their roleplay story is that they're afflicted with a curse that all food tastes like soap.. the twist. He likes the taste of soap.

15 is my upper limit with bar on DDR (A20 Plus cab at Dave & Buster's), I've shot for Maxx Unlimited 16 but lacked the stamina. I like slower songs too, but I'm still pushing my limits, having only gotten back into it early 2024.

Keyboard? I can pass DDR 18's regularly, maybe a few 19's. FC 15's.

"My ponytail got bigger and stronger" - a commercial