Bog Fancy

David the Gnome is on Tubi, and these kids are about to find out

Even my Southern mother says it's now okay to wish for him to die, guys, it's cool

I don't care who the attackers are.
I don't care who the targets are.
I don't care if it was an "accident".

Killing children is always wrong.

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

oh hey I slept in a little, now for my morning tradition: a big sip of coffee before I check the news

I would like one precedented time please.

When billionaires buy stupid shit just because they can, that's Accumulati

mom come get me the world is being callous toward my tender heart

I second this!

My yoemen will be upon your holdings within an hour's ride, playboy

My performance review just says ”damn”

when you take the j out of jolene you get diarrhea

Enjoying PepsiCo's new line of biblically accurate breakfast cereals such as Sea of Galilee (lentil puffs w/ real fish flakes) and Centur'n Crunch (galea-shaped barley clusters). Inside each box is a novelty leather strap!

Imagine hating me when I’m just sitting here googling why we don’t have “B” batteries.

If you're done believing in that, can I have it?

A skeet is just a prayer you make with your thumbs

One part of my brain is always in my big, comfy chair cuddling with my little dog and that helps to get me through the long days

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

The percentage of people who just don't want to be best friends is so close to 100 you could hear two special little bracelets I made drop

Your ‘business acumen’? Listen, I don’t need to hear about your sex shit

Google map Street view of Abbott's Ripton in the UK. It shows a country lane with a thatched roof cottage

I do the same! But instead of trains I do a search for "hamlets" in the UK

"Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" I ask my cat as he pukes on my Form 1040

Conversation is my favourite turn-based strategy game.

did anyone ever find out what state of the union is? i’m leaning gas but liquid also sounds cool

A nice après Teams where we share stories about the meeting and enjoy some reheated coffee

inventing pills for blueballs and calling them scroTUMS

who up using my data against me

threads is wire mother and bluesky is cloth mother no i won't be elaborating

a close up of two people clasping hands Alt: a close up of two people clasping hands

Sometimes I feel like I'll never find that one special person to fall in love with, inject with my venom, and lay my eggs inside of - for our beautiful children to consume from within while my beloved lies wide awake paralyzed with terror to think about the future we're creating.

Roman dodecahedron referred to in post. Metal platonic solid, with a different sized hole on each face, and a knob at each vertex.

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE MYSTERIOUS ROMAN DODECAHEDRONS?!?!?!

They've been found all over northern/central/eastern Europe, even as far as Vietnam, but never in Italy itself. They are made of a copper alloy and NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE FOR.