Bog Fancy

You know, I am sort of a believer in manifestation, but on the other hand, we for sure would have done it by now.

a spelt-day, a bread day, ere the yeast rises

My husband's first class flight to Dubai to get hair plugs has been canceled due to bombs??? Will no one think of my poor husband and his bald head

we all cookin on teh hot dog rollers of time

quiet, ladders hunt here, they have a taste for the flesh now

What's your corporate body count bro? I've worked for 127 different businesses this year alone. They call me the LinkedIn Slapper. I eat every lunch in the break room fridge and then I'm gone bro.

heard they lined up an awesome sponsor for the naming rights and now you have to call it Operation Golden Grahams Persian Blast?

This is my son, Boy Kibble

gen z celebrant: do you take each other in choppedness and in aura, until unc do you part

(The world is on fire and the foundation of society is collapsing before our eyes)

My boss: Happy MonSLAY, team! 💃

i feel like i would know exactly how greedily and how deep to mine. i could handle it

Keep talking, asshole, ive already messaged the etsy witches

u can make lifelong friend in the gas station bathroom

I like being chubby because that leaves my skeleton open to the imagination.

It is the Scarecrow, Tin Man, Dorothy, and Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz.

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover.

Blessing you before the sneeze so you know I really get you and know what you'll do before you even do it

So in my own headlock lately saying the mantra to stop questioning yourself stop questioning yourself that I just hand over my lunch money to my other hand

who’s a traveler in an antique land now bitch

I always spit before I toss slops over the gunwale

"about the size of a toothbrush, its skinny head is perfectly shaped for scrubbing grout"

Tinder profile dickmaxxing

The birds are saying it’s spring but what if they’re AI

David the Gnome is on Tubi, and these kids are about to find out

Even my Southern mother says it's now okay to wish for him to die, guys, it's cool

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

oh hey I slept in a little, now for my morning tradition: a big sip of coffee before I check the news

I would like one precedented time please.

When billionaires buy stupid shit just because they can, that's Accumulati

mom come get me the world is being callous toward my tender heart

I second this!