Bog Fancy

Reading your fortune in the cat litter tray like tea leaves

Hard Honey 50's is colonial apologetica about fur trappers in the northeast territory. Hard Honey 60's is about the agony and ecstasy of a Manhattan folk musician named Harlan Bees.

Shit that got autocorrected from 'hiney' but maybe that's a more serious film. Hard Honey dir by Michael Mann

a whole lot of things would be way different if I liked to get punched in my mouth !!

a common experience of being a teenager is the feeling "boy if that guy wasn't my friend I'd sure dislike him"

Can someone please make a 90's crime thriller called Hard Honey?

Status: Off my rocker.

The Three Stooges, but their antics have actual consequences – all the screaming and the blood…

A, collection of paperback books: Infinite Jest, Swann's Way, Naked Lunch, Dubliners, Darkness at Noon, The Waves

My brother never reads fiction and this year for Xmas he asked for "literature that would make him insufferable at parties" Did I get it right?

you're in his dms I'm in his dsm-v we are not the same

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Home Alone - our boy Kevin slaughters via booby trap the burglars, Harry and Marv. He then reanimates them to be his new parents.

E.T. - our boy goes ham on Nerds Gummy Clusters

Back to the Future - our boy from the present tells a denizen of Regan-era America that the future president is a famously illiterate child predator

Iconic scenes from classic movies remade for today's audience 🧵:

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure - our boys travel to the year 2688 to view the future utopia their music has created and it's a combination Taco Bell / KFC / For-profit Prison

A small goblin approaches. The goblin has shit all over his hands. More shit than most people. He wipes his hands on his pants but they are covered in shit too. The goblin is basically transferring shit around.

"King's Half Crown for your thoughts?" said the goblin

"Blood." said Goreface, wetly.

my dad died in the cum wars. jerked in half

Penguins that I made with my kid out of pinecones and acorns. They are photographed in front of tiny artificial trees dusted with fake snow

I'm just a mom with a sparkling colon, horned-up for christmas crafts

got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus

Uh Oh! You've Birthed: [PERNICIOUS BABY]

>Press X to [REPUDIATE HIS MESSAGE]
>Press A to [OBLIVIATE HIS GENEALOGY]
>Press Y to [STORE IN ITEMS]
>Press B to [BEGIN SELF FLAGELLATION]
>Hold RT to [PUNT]

Omg, were you there??

Not to brag, but my colonoscopy yesterday revealed that I have a flawless colon. 10/10. High value. Snatched and glowing.

kiss me, I’m a discontinued shape

Cozy and exposed, the bold comfort. Not even adventure is ready to deal with that. Tried leaving the top few buttons undone on my spacesuit, tradition floated out and away, modestial voices guided it back

herd-people herd people

Don't talk to me until I've eaten my froot loops necklace

My child's painting of a rainbow crying black tears. She was profoundly affected by the death of the snowman in Frozen 2

Nobody is more metal than a little girl who loves rainbows and Taylor Swift

I bet it’s awkward when super mario turns into regular mario during sex

You should be allowed to turn into whatever animal you want to on the weekend. "It's been a long week and now I am a lemur." And no one should be allowed to judge you for your choices. Kangaroo, slug, rabbit, beaver. It's your choice.

Sorry, I was away for a few days so my body could turn cabbage into wine for the holiday season