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T1D (Dexcom / t:slim X2) Software engineer I like curry, hockey, and college football and skeet a lot about those things.... sorry in advance. Not a ficus.

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Never change, Penn State and Indiana.

08.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gus Johnson wears a plaid suit, with a vertical striped shirt, and a paisley tie. Nothing matches

Gus Johnson wears a plaid suit, with a vertical striped shirt, and a paisley tie. Nothing matches

Gus lost a bet, right?

01.11.2025 16:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you've ever wanted to play a game where the developers actively hate their players - Silkson is a must try.

21.10.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pure motivator coaching.

21.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I imagine the Fullcast is a microcosm of what it's like to have a meeting with Ryan.

"Hey! I have a question...."

*three hours later*

"What were we talking about?"

20.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said the Kool Aid man is a β€œsmall Kaiju” which I agree with.

Is Ronald McDonald a cryptid?

19.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 11

Tonight's show, already perfect.

19.10.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you can finally cross β€œI’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

19.10.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13309    πŸ” 4690    πŸ’¬ 1177    πŸ“Œ 648

*pop*

19.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every team in college football lost Strength of Schedule today, which isn't even mathematically possible, but here we are.

19.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo from Google Trends, showing that "Brian Kelly" and the term "Buyout" are trending together.

A photo from Google Trends, showing that "Brian Kelly" and the term "Buyout" are trending together.

Checking in on #LSU football and.... oh... oh my.

18.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Popped popcorn at the 2 min timeout. Flawless entertainment.

18.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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[after every single pitch] that’s baseball for ya

17.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2041    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 5

Opening the show with @celebrityhottub.bsky.social laughing like an unhinged Tickle Me Elmo is the greatest opening ever.

08.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not me ugly crying over Jane Goodall’s last words

05.10.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

spoon + peanut butter

... and yes, it's crunchy, because I'm not a monster.

07.10.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The forecast for tonight is a 100% chance of BILLS

05.10.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After Darkest.

05.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this is what happens when the Fullcast goes sponsor-free and the restraints come off, I'm mad that we didn't have the option to pony up years ago.

05.10.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it would have been Mack Brown, I would have exploded.

05.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard it last night and had to go to bed with those thoughts rolling around in my head. It's like Spencer's Dream.

OH GOD IT'S STILL HAPPENING.

05.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, ya'll put this in my head.

YOU ENCOURAGED HIM, HOLLY <if I knew the full name it would go here>!!

05.10.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Spencer whispers in her ear: "Just leave it in"

05.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

[Arch serves up playdough spaghetti and mud soup]

04.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mrs Nanni to the kids: "Where's dad?"
Oldest: "He's in his room. He said something about summoning 'Blood God' because 'this is his week'. I don't' know, then he started playing Coleco and singing Latin."
Mrs Nanni: *sigh* "Ryan, we have to go to Outback, can you get your special outfit on already?"

04.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

toss a half tsp of MSG in tha batter seasoning and watch the kids stand on the table and sing to you.

04.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fames Janklin.

28.09.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Drew aller on signing day "I will play like a senior from the start"

28.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This should really exist here

26.09.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 491    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 22

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