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John Louis Eisenberg

@johnlouiseisenberg.bsky.social

Cynical Sarcastic Ashkenazi Humanistic Jew from NYC I Have Seen, Heard, and Speak After Thought. I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot, the older I get, the more I realize how little I know, hence my thirst for knowledge ๐ŸšซDMs = BLOCK&REPORT

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Trump Is SO Full of SHIT!

07.10.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's TACO-TRUMP TUESDAY!

07.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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@meidastouch.com

07.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
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@karoline-leavitt.bsky.social
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social
@jd-vance-1.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

07.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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MAGA = Make Agriculture Go Away

07.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Too Much Beef On-The Hooves?

07.10.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump's FECAL Touch...

07.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With an Asshole on Either Side!

07.10.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That Little Pencil-Necked PRICK Lies Like a RUG!

07.10.2025 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @ivan-ehlers.bsky.social.

07.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9437    ๐Ÿ” 3180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 276    ๐Ÿ“Œ 206
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He's Vladdy's BITCH.
Has Been Since He Went to Moscow With jr to Scout The Miss Universe Pageant Back in The Day.
Duetsche Bank (aka Putin's Piggybank) Became The Trump Bank of Record.
See Eric's Clip of Where we get our $'s from
youtu.be/3ZxjYrhlMAQ?...

07.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ROTTEN APPLE!

07.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dementia DonOLD

07.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump: "I don't know this woman, perhaps if she takes her top off, I might recognize her."

07.10.2025 19:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BIZZARO WORLD meets 1984 with a Bissell of Fahrenheit451
Everything is the Opposite of What it Should BE
Big Brother IS Watching
They ARE Burning The Books
SELECTIVE MEMORY & REVISIONIST HISTORY
Springtime for Elon is the Theme Song
youtu.be/OvfIneIoAWw?...

07.10.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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@lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com
@karoline-leavitt.bsky.social
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social
@jd-vance-1.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

07.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@repdangoldman.bsky.social
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@raskin.house.gov
@michaelcohen212.bsky.social
@meiselasb.bsky.social
@thewarningses.bsky.social
@meidastouch.com

07.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will DonOLD Pucker-Up for HIS Daddy -VLADDY?
Rumor has it Donny Swallows MORE Than Just His PRIDE!

07.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Unfortunately, Ignorance in the Face of Awareness Can Only Be Construed as Willful-Stupidity.
Tis why in the AD-BIZ we refer to that audience as: "The Great Unwashed"

07.10.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FYI- I'm a three-time cancer survivor who has spent an inordinate amount of time in hospitals for surgeries and radiation beginning in 1992, then 2012 and then 2020.
I'm my own best advocate as a patient and even then, it's a Crapshoot as to outcomes.

07.10.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DonOLD's father Fred nearly Bankrupted my uncle's plumbing supply business.

07.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FYI- I'm 70 and from Manhattan.
We New Yorkers have a decades old Healthy HATE for the Trump and Kushner CRIME Families.

07.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miller Suffers from SELECTIVE MEMORY & REVISIONIST HISTORY.

07.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Wanna-Be KING from Queens, NY acts like ASSOLINI yet is a FUCKING MORON

07.10.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#TACO-PEDOPHILE-FELON-RAPIST-RACIST

07.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œI donโ€™t know this woman, Ghislaine Maxwell โ€” never met her. My lawyer only coached her for, what, eight hours? Then she gets transferred to Club Fedโ€™s Yoga Camp. Total coincidence!โ€ - DJT

07.10.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2695    ๐Ÿ” 1025    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 171    ๐Ÿ“Œ 58

Johnson Is Such a TOOL!

07.10.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you don't appreciate my humor, you're welcome to Block me. Read my profile..

07.10.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Off. Read my profile, I'm a proud New York Ashkenazi Jew

07.10.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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