@shitmydadsays.bsky.social
Or he might just want to be fucked by Dad. Brian is so creepy man
24.11.2024 04:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really think Brian is trying to fuck Dad
23.11.2024 04:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"i'm a happy married man and hopefully one day hopefully raise a family"
21.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“A cringey burp”
17.11.2024 07:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“It sucks we had a pandemic”
15.11.2024 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dad trying to describe the champagne Brian gave him. They’re both so stupid I think I made a mistake being adopted by Dad
13.11.2024 05:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You get the Andre. You get the brut”
13.11.2024 05:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dad’s sleep apnea I think is causing brain damage.
12.11.2024 06:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“You know craisins? These dried cranberries taste like craisins on here.”
12.11.2024 06:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I’m busy on the weekend and have a life”
11.11.2024 03:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m worried about dad’s weight. He insists he’s 274 pounds but is clearly like 350
07.11.2024 23:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Butter lettuce like melts in the mouth”
07.11.2024 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I already know how spinach tastes. Spinach is delicious..cause I’ve had a small spinach once”
07.11.2024 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bill can we do another show together?
05.11.2024 08:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think Brian is getting off by feeding dad all this food
05.11.2024 08:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The boyish bun is soft.” Dads such a fucking doofus he can’t say brioche
05.11.2024 08:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dad thinks that’s the name of the KISS song. Fucking moron
25.10.2024 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I Wanna Live A Lot All Night I Wanna Live in Rocking Night”
25.10.2024 06:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Very crispy on that meat"
23.10.2024 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I really don't like this guy Brian who hangs around my Dad
23.10.2024 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Let's give this a sniff"
22.10.2024 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dads watching a movie at 2am
22.10.2024 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brian made Dad eat some poutine
22.10.2024 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The cheese curds? It’s good. For. Canada. Canada eh”
22.10.2024 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dad's friend Brian is over
22.10.2024 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"I'm a normal person, guys. And my mental health is fine"
22.10.2024 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Dad is named Mike
22.10.2024 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"You mess with Mike you get the bull by the horns"
22.10.2024 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get ready for some new zany outbursts from my new Dad!!
22.10.2024 00:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's younger than me but I emailed a lawyer and he said that's fine
22.10.2024 00:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0