Barry Crain

Batfleck strolls out of Starbuck's with his laptop & travel mug, glaring at the paparazzi.

Batfleck strolls out of Starbuck's with his laptop & travel mug, glaring at the paparazzi. Forgot about this one for Batman Day, but it's *always* Batman Day

You probably can't tell, but he's so Vulcan happy to get your transcription of Maura's latest playlist.

Peace and Long Life, Doctor Sheila 💗

This completely sucks, I'm so sorry.

Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed a bill banning AI therapists into law, the first in the nation.

Illinois has banned AI therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services.

www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...

My earliest memories are waking up this afternoon.

i just did a workshop with kids about making comics. emphasized that ANYONE can make comics. you don't have to be a "good" artist. you find a story that matches your art style and you do it and it's awesome. and a kid who NEVER PARTICIPATES got out from under a desk and PARTICIPATED and had a blast.

This is Michael’s clearance sale level tacky.

every few months, mayo pete labors to put distance between himself and expectations and then a single step whips him back to the default state of rat mode

my exercise routine today is to use a very small snack bowl, resulting in more steps back and forth to the kitchen

Just kidding, this is a sketch of Bizarro Superman, who is simply misunderstood and not a completely talentless fascistic asshole like Dean "I didn't deserve to so much as *glance* at Teri Hatcher" Cain

here's a quick sketch I did of Dean Cain

Maura, my dear and treasured friend, PLEASE do not scare me like this

Superman star enlists in ICE as fans say he's 'lost his mind' Dean Cain joined the ranks of ICE as he proudly declared his dedication to deporting undocumented immigrants from the United States.

We found our Bizarro for the sequel!

It's a polar bear. He's waving at you.

My wife and I use this for our Christmas cards

Oh you’re “fluent is sarcasm?” That’s cute, I’m fluids from cargasm.

🎶 telegraph killed the shouting-loud star

*explosive sigh* 😑👂🐛🎵

Just a reminder that if you're working on the HBO Harry Potter show, or the audiobook, or making/buying licensed Harry Potter products, or covering *any* of the previously noted without mentioning JK Rowling's virulent and non-stop transphobia, this is what you're supporting:

I'm missing a very specific part of my brain that handles whether I took a pill or not

when someone's reply is funnier than your shitpost you're legally allowed to put another pin in their voodoo doll

"Naked in the New York Post man wearing only balaclava and plastic clogs -- and carrying sex toy on stick -- terrifies European tourists" as seen in the New York Post

maybe James Gunn is relaunching The Doom Patrol

kennedy is going to kill a lot of people

Crime in Washington, D.C., is totally out of control. Local “youths” and gang members, some only 14, 15, and 16-years-old, are randomly attacking, mugging, maiming, and shooting innocent Citizens, at the same time knowing that they will be almost immediately released. They are not afraid of Law Enforcement because they know nothing ever happens to them, but it’s going to happen now! The Law in D.C. must be changed to prosecute these “minors” as adults, and lock them up for a long time, starting at age 14. The most recent victim was beaten mercilessly by local thugs. Washington, D.C., must be safe, clean, and beautiful for all Americans and, importantly, for the World to see. If D.C. doesn’t get its act together, and quickly, we will have no choice but to take Federal control of the City, and run this City how it should be run, and put criminals on notice that they’re not going to get away with it anymore. Perhaps it should have been done a long time ago, then this incredible young man, and so many others, would not have had to go through the horrors of Violent Crime. If this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Heckuva time for Trump to declare that 14-year-olds are now adults.

the first time i watched Star Trek with my 6-year-old he said the USS Enterprise was covered in "ghost oil" and i was like um those are deflector shields dipshit

hopefully you noted that I used the agreed-upon spelling of "damnit"

Damnit, Maura 😑👂🐛🎵

Hearing Trump speak is often like hearing the voices of enslavers echoing down the centuries.

A cartoon shows a child enjoying their improvised Batgirl costume, and their parent begins enthusiastically rummaging through a chest filled with additional Bat-accessories because they're a Bat-nerd, too

Happy Batman Day, a.k.a. "This Is Us"