Skully Sinz 💋 Your Favorite Orcubus

If I had muscle control of my labias I'd train them to play the fiddle and challenge the Devil to a dual.

I made a stupid voice so now this is a thing.

I'd rather die than go to heaven 💋

Back to Streaming tonight, Got a few packs of Edge of Eternities to open then I'm going to sleeve up my Golgari deck.

Yapping and goofing off, what could go wrong?!

Social Media is hard.

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I love living inbetween three LCS that have online portals to pick cards.

What I hate is them not having the cards I ABSOLUTELY need for my decks so I'm FORCED to wait for delivery....

this sucks.

Hanging out with friends means practicing and playing with my vast array of bdsm toys.

Why am I the one who leaves with welts and bruises?!?!

💋

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One of my friends got horribly sunburnt so being the apothecary of the group I decided to rub (cold) lotion on them.

Neighbors hears:

"IT BUURRNNNSSS"

"SHIRE...BAGGIINNSSSS"

..in a perfect impression... My friends are lucky I tolerate them. (With love)

Got my Anime NYC badge!!!

Anyone else going?!?

Dick so thick you have to unhinge your jaw to suck on it like a Popsicle. 💋

This holiday weekend kicked my ass.

Who wants to nap with me?

Getting my friends into MTG has been one of the best/worst things I've done. 🤣

Happy United States Day. 🎇🎆🧨

What the fuck is a Kilometer?

*Hawk Screeching* IYKYK

I have THE WORST coworkers.

Jkjk, I love them.

I love a good challenge 💋

But burritos are full of veggies and rice!!! They're super healthy and I refuse to hear anything different. ❤️

I need more plastic crack.

Long workday in the HEAT call for fresh lemonade (w/strawberry)

I really get a kick out of people who hop into my DMs, disregard my boundaries, don't take the hint that I'm not interested, are ACTUALLY going behind their S/O's back to be flirty then have the gumption to say, "we need to just be friends."

No shit, glad you figured it out. 🙄

Schedule for Week of 6/29!!

So I need one of these to be a real gamer huh??

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Good food is very often, even most often, simple food.
--Anthony Bourdain

Happy Bourdain Day ❤️

This man has influenced my cooking since I was young and pushed me out of my box so many times especially now that I'm traveling, he is greatly missed ❤️

With temps around 100°F y'all better be taking care of yourself!!!

Stay hydrated and know when to rest.

Don't make me come over there with a hose. 😔

That was a hoot!!

We learned that I need to make a Badger deack for no devious reasons. 👀

I'm ready! Are you??

I'll be taking more suggestions while Live as well, so bring your Best and WORST #MTG takes for a Fun discussion!

Schedule for week of 6/22!!

Hanging out in discord was great!!! Got some nice Jar jar Binks hentai with me out of the deal ❤️

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Maybe singing gravedigger songs while out weeding the community garden wasn't the best idea in hindsight.

🎶"Whose gonna dig these graves"🎶

Or, these people just need a sense of humor.. who knows.

I'm SHINY.

New England needs to figure itself out.

Omg I love pongify!!! So glad someone shared it!!

Lol I do. And I also get boxes.

Post your fave/ worst cards so I can rate them!!!!!!!!