Corn Chip Sweat

It was pretty messed up what you insinuated about her that kicked this off.

imagine fleeing the Vietnam War and in your arms you're carrying a baby who will one day grow up to correct the US Secretary of Defense on his jeans. like bringing a football into the end zone

I dunno. Seems like if you’re an adult who is still really into Harry Potter that is a tell on multiple levels.

Coming out of the bathroom at a dinner party with RFK like

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀

Metra Rock Island late night trains love to put everyone on the red seat cars with no charging outlets while the train has several blue seat cars with outlets.

Not really something to brag about, honestly.

Or any sporting event

Spoken from not a Cubs fan

Part of me wants him to suffer a debilitating back injury from a sack Week 1, but part of me wants him to be healthy through a 4-13 season.

Anyway, what a horrific mentality.

In fairness, like 75% of pro baseball is sus behavior.

Jello Biafra typing in “hey, what’s a cool anti-establishment lyric” and getting just the most epic song ever from a computer that will also tell you how to kill yourself

The story where everyone is horrified about the use of AI has a thing on the bottom using AI to summarize our horror at the use of AI in journalism

I don’t assume things are at their worst in America until the Cubs show that they can actually contend for a World Series.

AI filmmaking and storytelling is punk rock. It’s hip hop. It’s counterculture. It’s a new type of creativity. It’s a new medium. It’s hated by the mainstream film and art establishment. It resists ideology. It ignores gate keeping. It’s uncomfortable. It’s scary. It’s viral. It’s accessible. It’s refreshing. It’s welcoming. It’s here.

AI filmmaking is peeing. It’s pooping. It’s throwing up. It’s a new kind of liquid coming out. It’s hated by the establishment. It’s what goes in the toilet. It’s wet. It’s what’s in the bathroom.

What does this billboard even mean, though?

Man, you claim to be a journalist and use “our” to talk about a team?

the reds suck against lefty starters. Shōta shoves for 6.1 innings. and it all goes to hell when he gets pulled because you can’t let a guy see an offense a third time. meanwhile; the reds go into blast mode.

Cross stitch that says “Today is brought to you by… Adderall” with a pill bottle in the background and scattered pills along the bottom

Finished while watching the Sky game #crossstitch

Matt Shaw? In this economy?

Wrigley Field at first pitch

I’m as surprised as you at being listed as “Emergency Guy to Get Destroyed on Kick Return Team” on the Bears initial depth chart.

Nah, Al’s is overpriced, and I already ate.

I could walk across the street right now and top that with an Italian beef, but I won’t.

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I also applied this logic to purchasing a home that was found to be slowly sinking into the ground.

“Can you eat skin that you’ve shed?”