𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧. -【𝙇𝙑 𝟮𝟬】

//can anyone make a starter for me, I’m struggling to get back into the bsky rp scene, since I kinda stink at running multiple accounts.

“ * Oh, you know, just going around, killing people, just like you are with heart attacks! “

Their best is not very good. Shouldn’t have to last them too long if they can just find it, though...

* (You glare at them in annoyance, looking around in the snow for the Real Knife.)

“ * Well, you have to be actually funny, to be... actually funny. “

They think about just punching them to kill, but aren’t sure if that’ll work. So they do their best to seem... vaguely normal.

“ * OH COME ON! Why does everybody have to... “

They trail off, as they look over the bullets coming at them, and attempt to dodge as many as they can.

They get hit by about half of the bullets, due to not even knowing half of the colors, but remain standing thanks to their DEF.

They over with a look of general unamusement in response, both from getting spooked, and the name.

“ * ...the hell was popping out like that and scaring me for? “

The only reason they haven’t attempted murder yet is because they lost their knife, and can’t find it in the snow.

//MY FUNNY REEF BLOWER GIF... NO... YOU MONSTERS! YOU KILLED IT! KILLED IT, I SAY!

//I’m REALLY bad at running two accounts, much less on separate websites...

//on top of real life stuff...

//sorry guys..

“ * GAH WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU- “

They drop their knife in surprise as they end up in a comically frightened position.

“ * Not even trying to, don’t worry! Just gives you more time to feel dread. “

¦ )

=)

(they’re just like this, don’t mind them)

They just shrug, returning to their normal... attitude.

“ * Eh, they probably aren’t that important anyways. And you never said anything about not killing them, so you’re fine with it I assume! “

“ * ...Don’t ever remember seeing that name come up while I was... you know, killing people. Know everyone else’s names, since... you tell ‘em them, but... you know, I really doubt that somehow, I never bothered committing homicide with them. “

Blankly staring.

“ * Wait, you had a brother? “

“ * ...sorry for not knowing that before, Partner. “

“ Wonder if I can stab someone mid-chaos and get some cheap EXP outta it... “

“ * Rude of you to say, Partner. “

* (You let out a little huff as you cross your arms indignantly.)

“ * Least it’s nicer than calling me... ‘play ear name?’ Whatever the hell that means. “

//I double dog swear I’ll try to at least look at this account once a day, alright? So you should be getting at least a BIT of homicidal child per day.

“ * Yeah, think I know those ones... accidentally killed that last one with a high five once. Never did lead me to that paint to eat... “

They trail off, seeming oddly annoyed over not being able to eat paint, before remembering murder, and running off with a grin.

* (You ready the knife behind yourself, before rushing forwards at them, a BATTLE starting as you do.)

“ * OH, I’M READY ALRIGHT! “

With a grin that almost seems to glow in the shadows of the hall, they carelessly swing their knife at Mathew, hoping it’ll connect. . .

If their eyes weren’t blindingly, #FF0000, red, the way they got bigger would almost be a bit cute. And if it wasn’t for murder.

“ * Really? Well, this’ll be fun!... I’m allowed to slaughter them both, right?... if not then I won’t bother, no EXP! “

“ * Bad news, everyone, I am not dead. Run, or don’t, honestly i both care and don’t care. You’ll die either way! But running makes it more annoying... but also more fun! “

“ * Who the fuck is Asriel??? “

“ * I mean, there probably are other options... but who cares about those, they’re probably boring and stupid. Just kill the tree and reap the fun, don’t even bother with literally being a tree hugger! “

//oaky my daily check up here is done see ya

“ * Course I do! If you mean in a moral way, that’s stupid, in a challenging way, I doubt it! “

* (You grin widens, as you threateningly point the knife towards them.)

“ * How about we get to the good part? “

They crouch down a little, ready to rush forwards whenever the fight begins.

“ * Hahaha, how adorable. I’m going to murder you sometime, okay? Okay. “

“ * KILL! “

As the child reveals themselves, the darkness on them fades, though almost a bit delayed. However, it stays on their face, keeping their red eyes glowing, even as their smile turns to just a simple, non-glowing smile.

“ * ... (I didn’t think of anything to say. Uh...) Free EXP. “

Slowly, a pair of red lines fade in from the darkness, a glow of similar glow coming from them. Below them? A smile, somehow also glowing for reasons unknown to all, except for spooks.

* (You step forwards, out of the shadows, your trusty Real Knife in hand.)

“ * Do it. Kill. “