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@thegreenbeans.bsky.social

Sports, apathy, fried foods, things of that nature

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NFL refs are truly our lowest rung

12.10.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's sick and they know it, that's what that sounds like

10.10.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's easy for the cryptkeeper to sit there and moralize. Make his little puns about our transgressions. All he needs to do is take care of his damn crypt. His life is simple

07.10.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Mr. Clean(sing)

06.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Chump change

04.10.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Definitive mark of a dive bar.

"When are we open until? We close"

04.10.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let the Yankees give Boone a lifetime contract, please

01.10.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The JD Drew lineage

01.10.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pulling a Sharpie out of his sock at a fundraiser and signing a baby

28.09.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reprinting a 1992 Fingerhut catalogue with prices marked up 700%

28.09.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great time to be buying a house on October 2nd!

25.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, butt,.. Shitler

25.09.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On that "infinity plus 1" bullshit

19.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Combo Man of all the worst traits available

17.09.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That guy in Colorado worked on his killdozer for eighteen months.. and.. they just.. gave one out..

15.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Kraft about to be out here like Damone trying to get that 5.5 back

14.09.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friday nights on UPN with McDonough>>>

12.09.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Long live the days of trading for Yao in franchise mode on NBA Live 2004-07. Guy was a cheat code.

09.09.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild that he did this in only his second game in that outfield

07.09.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yogi the Bearorist

04.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A young Steve Pearce

02.09.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

+300 on McCardiac Arrest

02.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the old man of the mountin'

02.09.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stick Stickly
PO Box 963
NY, NY 10108

30.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
30.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Summertime Sadness is about how oily the peanut butter gets in warmer months

25.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He climbed up on that pedestal not realizing it only gives us a better vantage point to fling shit at him

20.08.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also home to...

the sport itself

19.08.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Meanwhile Josh Kraft is busy dumping a couch in a bike lane somewhere

19.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Temporary embarrassed millionaire quote but about incels

02.08.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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