@jazzciggarettees.bsky.social
Buy the ticket, take the ride
Pink heating element?
16.11.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kilometres?
16.11.2025 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of them
15.11.2025 04:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Added bonus, you're just helping pay the store's taxes.
14.11.2025 22:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
14.11.2025 05:42 β π 4285 π 716 π¬ 700 π 859Everyone is pointing and laughing at you justifiably. Cry more about it
14.11.2025 17:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
14.11.2025 14:01 β π 4151 π 694 π¬ 59 π 36Finally a poutine I can drink on the go!
14.11.2025 16:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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14.11.2025 15:30 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Honestly more people than I expected.
14.11.2025 14:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And just like that, the song is in my head
14.11.2025 03:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Underrated part of this is the AI left arm on Mickey. WTF is going on there?
14.11.2025 03:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
My friend Kara, the one currently incarcerated at Carswell, has had her hormones cut yet again.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
I think defending this shit on weird language technicalities is a great way to approach this
13.11.2025 22:30 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Who's buying pasta from Italy?
13.11.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wasn't planning on renewing in December and this really makes that choice easier
13.11.2025 17:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I was a kid (my early 30s) we used to only chant "This is Awesome" when something awesome actually happened
13.11.2025 01:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Listen, I don't like agreeing with the couch fucker, but ibuprofen is terrible for your heart when taken regularly
13.11.2025 00:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pink Peony Club isn't such a bad song when you no longer hear it 4 times a day
12.11.2025 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Says the man who complains about everything
11.11.2025 17:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saw a video of a guy crying at a concert so i clicked on it to hear what they were listening to. Spit my drink out when Lips of an Angel by Hinder started playing
11.11.2025 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bunch of dickless cowards
11.11.2025 00:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'd even argue $10,000,000 is enough for a spot in line
08.11.2025 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's called projection.
08.11.2025 16:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got off work early today and then went for a drive past the golf course and got to honk my horn and someone was teeing off. God is good
07.11.2025 19:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Please do this so you won't miss any of the terrible things I say
07.11.2025 16:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yepp, perfect, no notes
06.11.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get a look at this massive pant load
06.11.2025 21:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a father in law who "never saw Chem trails growing up". At least my wife doesn't ask me why I never talk when her parents are here
06.11.2025 17:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How about they fuck off and die?
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