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@jazzciggarettees.bsky.social

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The no roofs thing would definitely throw off my rhythm

10.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm still very partial to that little old doctor telling Ryan not to tell anyone what was wrong with his bum

10.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey, what's it like knowing your generation made the world a far worse place?

09.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You suck

09.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't like his dad...

08.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, wut? Handcuffs?

08.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Belt doesn't change hands. I demand this belt be treated with the reverence it deserves

08.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ciryl Game is going to have the most failed title shots ever at this rate

08.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've noticed this happening to a lot of Wikipedia pages. I'm afraid to check and find out Mark Wahlberg's "Race based Crimes" section is gone

08.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Didn't even show him until he was done. Cowards

08.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These cowards aren't even going to show Cody puking?

08.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why does everyone tilt their head back when they swallow pills? The pills float so tilt forward and the water will shoot those pills right down your throat

07.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good call, also try some of those 90/90 degree hip stretches. I wouldn't hold them necessarily, but actively go back and forth with them.

07.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When did it happen?

07.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pain starts mid back and down to one hip?

07.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The body is designed so poorly that we're doing shoulder surgery that reverses the way the joint works. Instead of a ball rolling around on a plate, it's a plate that glides over a ball

07.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK

06.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got it to work without signing in on my phone

06.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Shaped like a lightning bolt" What the fuck rhinos?

06.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
King Crimson - Epitaph (Including "March For No Reason" and "Tomorrow And Tomorrow")
YouTube video by King Crimson King Crimson - Epitaph (Including "March For No Reason" and "Tomorrow And Tomorrow")

Something new:
Here's my 10/10 Perfect Song of the Day. Start this off with my absolute favorite song ever.

King Crimson - Epitaph
youtu.be/vXrpFxHfppI?...

06.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the record, my personal rankings

1. Duck
2. Cat
3. Dog

06.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Animal penises

06.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

"This guy is fucking awesome"

Oh, I know

06.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, how is he attacking Iran to distract from the Epstein files, but also releasing more Epstein files to distract from Iran?

06.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Funny how he finds the spine to push back now that it's not one of his billionaire friends or their underlings

06.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Treat her like a poorly behaved puppy in her care

05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was truely impressive that the replacement was so committed to the bit that he was also completely unreliable

04.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A month or so back I told someone this was coming. I was surprised it didn't happen under Bush 2. These weird evangelists are fucking unhinged and have been working towards this for decades

03.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Penta wins the Intercontinental championship after Danhousen puts a curse on Dominic Mysterio

03.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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