The no roofs thing would definitely throw off my rhythm
10.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The no roofs thing would definitely throw off my rhythm
10.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm still very partial to that little old doctor telling Ryan not to tell anyone what was wrong with his bum
10.03.2026 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, what's it like knowing your generation made the world a far worse place?
09.03.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You suck
09.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't like his dad...
08.03.2026 05:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait, wut? Handcuffs?
08.03.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Belt doesn't change hands. I demand this belt be treated with the reverence it deserves
08.03.2026 05:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ciryl Game is going to have the most failed title shots ever at this rate
08.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I've noticed this happening to a lot of Wikipedia pages. I'm afraid to check and find out Mark Wahlberg's "Race based Crimes" section is gone
08.03.2026 03:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Didn't even show him until he was done. Cowards
08.03.2026 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0These cowards aren't even going to show Cody puking?
08.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why does everyone tilt their head back when they swallow pills? The pills float so tilt forward and the water will shoot those pills right down your throat
07.03.2026 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Good call, also try some of those 90/90 degree hip stretches. I wouldn't hold them necessarily, but actively go back and forth with them.
07.03.2026 17:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When did it happen?
07.03.2026 17:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pain starts mid back and down to one hip?
07.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The body is designed so poorly that we're doing shoulder surgery that reverses the way the joint works. Instead of a ball rolling around on a plate, it's a plate that glides over a ball
07.03.2026 17:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKK
06.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I got it to work without signing in on my phone
06.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Shaped like a lightning bolt" What the fuck rhinos?
06.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something new:
Here's my 10/10 Perfect Song of the Day. Start this off with my absolute favorite song ever.
King Crimson - Epitaph
youtu.be/vXrpFxHfppI?...
For the record, my personal rankings
1. Duck
2. Cat
3. Dog
Animal penises
06.03.2026 03:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 2
"This guy is fucking awesome"
Oh, I know
Wait, how is he attacking Iran to distract from the Epstein files, but also releasing more Epstein files to distract from Iran?
06.03.2026 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Funny how he finds the spine to push back now that it's not one of his billionaire friends or their underlings
06.03.2026 01:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Treat her like a poorly behaved puppy in her care
05.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was truely impressive that the replacement was so committed to the bit that he was also completely unreliable
04.03.2026 22:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A month or so back I told someone this was coming. I was surprised it didn't happen under Bush 2. These weird evangelists are fucking unhinged and have been working towards this for decades
03.03.2026 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Penta wins the Intercontinental championship after Danhousen puts a curse on Dominic Mysterio
03.03.2026 03:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0