Brett

A fake Boston Globe front page for April 2017. Headlines include, “deportations to begin: President Trump calls for tripling of ice force, riots continue,” “US soldiers refuse orders to kill Isis families,” “ market sink as trade wars loom,” “ new libel law targets ‘absolute scum’ in press” “ Trump on Nobel Prize shortlist,”

In 2016, before Trump secured the GOP nomination, the Boston Globe made a fictional dystopian front page of what a nightmare world it would be if Trump won. And those just pretty much are our actual headlines now.

Lmaooo honestly very fair 😭

I’d die lmao 😭 like come on blondie plzzzz

I’m about to be a ✨touch✨ insufferable with the blondie doing stuff tonight 👀

I’m thinking music announcement/physical music pre-order 👀👀

I’ve had too many realtors in the past two weeks start to work with me, ghost me for 3 days, and then proceed to tell me the apartment I wanted got rented out “a few days ago”.

Like I get people get busy but this shit is so time sensitive ESPECIALLY in Boston 😭😭

Tell me how tf they caught me at just the right time LMAO 😭

(Also feat. my friend the bride and my mans lol)

Honestly the longer I stay at this job the more I realize I need to go for a different part PR or just straight up go into a different field

But then again the economy is in the shitter and it’s getting far less likely for me to get hired somewhere when companies are just ghosting 24/7 🙃🙃🙃

Rise, shine, ✨pussy time✨

Listening to the Downton Abbey intro while riding in an uber with a nice umbrella

I feel so ✨posh✨

Wow. A group of top scholars at Harvard just sent a letter to its president, Alan Garber, warning against surrendering to Trump.

Signatories include Steven Levitsky, Dani Rodrik, Ryan Enos, Theda Skocpol, and Steven Walt.

Someone forwarded it to me. Read it here:

YUP like why care for a man who publicly cheated😭😭

Got offended by a meme made about that CEO who cheated and came at me publicly in a teams chat 💀

The more I work with people in Gen X the more I wanna yeet myself out a window

4 hours of sleep, a beetle flew in my hair, and my boss losing their shit?

Yeah lemme check out plz 🫶🏻🫶🏻

The way I just screamed LMAO

LIKE THIS WAS MY SECOND PACK 😭

Sometimes I miss 2019 gay Twitter

My reliable trio is BCJ 🤭

la nueva cancion de Troye y Guitarrica (Midsummer pipe dream) suena cariñito 🤭

(tambien disculpe mi habilidades con español, estoy practicando lol)

Honestly, Fantastic 4 was chefs kiss, but I think I would’ve loved to get to know them just a little more? Just to feel more invested

U.S. deportee, freed from Salvadoran prison, describes ‘horror movie’ Julio González Jr., released last week from the Terrorism Confinement Center, said he was beaten, robbed of thousands of dollars and denied a lawyer.

Julio González Jr., released last week from the Terrorism Confinement Center, said he was beaten, robbed of thousands of dollars and denied a lawyer.

“I practically felt like an animal,” González told The Post.

A rare statement from former President Obama's office regarding Trump's latest attempt to distract from Epstein

I mean agreed, I think I’m mostly disappointed because of how highly anticipated the game is, and for 24 minutes it should’ve had like 6 minutes lol. Plus I just saw that prices for the pokemon puzzle game are… interesting lol

Kinda 😭 like don’t get me wrong I love pokemon, some stuff was really cute. But the new puzzle game and mobile game updates are 50/50 and didn’t need a 24 minute update

Exactly 🫡🫡 like come on at least give us some more plot teases or SOMETHING

Am I wrong to think this pokemon presents could’ve been an email? Like I’m glad for some of the cute updates but there wasn’t a ton of substance 😭

Politico & Punchbowl report House Republican leadership is shutting down the Rules Committee - which is essential for moving party-line bills on the floor - for the week rather than vote on Democratic amendments on the Epstein files.

Dems have effectively halted Republican legislation in the House:

Literally 😭 after that level of public take down Willam’s gonna need it 🫡

I finally watched and holy shit she ate her tf up 😭