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Larisa Harriger

@shinymagpie.bsky.social

poet, crazy dog lady, generally dissatisfied with the status quo.

109 Followers  |  455 Following  |  20 Posts  |  Joined: 21.09.2023  |  2.0481

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Head of a statue of Diana with the title of the poem Tina & RIco and Bernard & Teresa superimposed.

Head of a statue of Diana with the title of the poem Tina & RIco and Bernard & Teresa superimposed.

A new poem on The Laundry Line. laundryline.substack.com

30.04.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Supplication We need a patron saint for the banana boxes that they pack your groceries in down at Costco, … for boys in backwards ball caps, … for velcro shoes and old men with wraparound sunglasses.

This Week's Poem

open.substack.com/pub/laundryl...

25.03.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t like to make plans. When you make plans they start to toss around words like premeditated.

15.03.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Red square with the poem title Lost Girl Sonnet at the top and the first few lines of the poem. "muscles jostle against waterlities. A scab can cover a wound for a punctuated year. I am like this sometimes - A cat licking chicken juice out of the bottom of the sink."

Red square with the poem title Lost Girl Sonnet at the top and the first few lines of the poem. "muscles jostle against waterlities. A scab can cover a wound for a punctuated year. I am like this sometimes - A cat licking chicken juice out of the bottom of the sink."

New poem up yesterday. This one is a little bit twisty.

06.03.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen. If you’re going to recommend then curate. I’d like to see lists of 10 or 12. Otherwise? Nah, it’s just an invitation to chaos and crap.

11.02.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or… maybe you actually know the difference between an em dash and an en dash and use them accordingly.

10.02.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m here mostly for the poets and the lawyers. I’d be happy to find my dog folks here as well. I really like the no bullshit response to trolls and shit-stirrers here. Ignore, block, and carry on.

16.01.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve picked up a few of the Starter Packs. Not making that mistake again. Too many folks simply repost the big accounts. Add value or be quiet.

But mostly I’m killing off folks repeatedly posting asking for money. Mutual aid is getting a bad rep here.

15.01.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Laundry Line | larisa harriger | Substack Where I hang things out to air. Click to read The Laundry Line, by larisa harriger, a Substack publication.

The Laundry Line shinymagpie.substack.com?r=1sr59a&utm...

Weekly poetry and random thoughts. Occasional dog pictures.
First post coming Tuesday, Jan 7.

06.01.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Line of the Moment:

Now, I’ve heard some say you’re crazy, they being excessively clam themselves to my mind.

Frank O’Hara - A True Account of Talking to the Sun on Fire Island

https://www.frankohara.org/writing/ Scroll twice.

22.12.2024 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, but I don’t think I’ve peaked yet. Give me another 15 years.

22.12.2024 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œSold a poem today. A drunkard in the plaza called out, β€œSister can I kiss you?” β€œ

Transients, Harriette Mullen

26.11.2024 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bouviers, big furry black dogs, sitting nicely with Santa in front of Santa’s workshop.

Two Bouviers, big furry black dogs, sitting nicely with Santa in front of Santa’s workshop.

Two bouviers, big furry black dogs, acting like goofballs and climbing all over Santa in front of his workshop.

Two bouviers, big furry black dogs, acting like goofballs and climbing all over Santa in front of his workshop.

How you think the Santa photos are going to happen. How the Santa photos actually happen.

24.11.2024 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Big black dog wearing a pink onsie lounging on a chaise.

Big black dog wearing a pink onsie lounging on a chaise.

Patsy in her onsie, post spay.

17.11.2024 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My sheep got 6 meloxicam 2x day. I get one. And yes, I stashed the extras for myself when he passed on.

15.11.2024 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too true. And I lose them. I have a drawer with backup pairs. 11 at last count.

15.11.2024 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bouvier puppy holding a blue bite toy in her mouth and glaring at the camera.

Bouvier puppy holding a blue bite toy in her mouth and glaring at the camera.

Gotta get you bite toy. They don’t pop like balls do.

30.11.2023 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I think I’ve completely assimilated to the west coast someone standing in line behind me at the bakery overhears me order coffee and a sandwich and looking puzzled asks β€œAre you from Pittsburgh?” The accent that never goes away.

28.11.2023 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get a full size sheet of plywood in my trailer towing pickup but I can in my Chrysler mini van dog hauler. Irony.

14.11.2023 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I drive an F250 pulling a 27’ trailer. I also ride a three-wheeled motorcycle. Guess which one requires a license endorsement? Insane.

14.11.2023 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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