Everyone here is old and has had nap goals for years.
28.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone here is old and has had nap goals for years.
28.02.2026 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So what you're telling me is that Anthropic is the next Avenatti. Destined to be celebrated for fighting Trump by people who forget that they're still kinda awful.
28.02.2026 05:16 — 👍 110 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0Obviously over 38, she said old.
27.02.2026 02:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The roof. The roof. The roof is on fire.
27.02.2026 01:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Oregon House has punted an anticipated Thursday vote on the gas tax election shifting legislation to Monday. Gives the secretary of state even less time to verify signatures and gather arguments from Oregonians who wish to weigh in on the state's voter pamphlet should bill pass.
26.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 2
Benny Johnson X.com @bennyjohnson BREAKING: The first image of Hillary Clinton testifying under oath about Jeffery Epstein to the Republican Oversight Committee. This is the first time Hillary has had to answer real questions about Epstein. Clinton does not look happy. Photo provided by Rep. Lauren Boebert.
Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson "NOW X.com Full Shot of the Clinton Epstein Testimony currently ongoing: Over a photo of a rather funny picture with a giant nameplate sayingthe“Rep Boebert” in the foreground and way often in the distance at the end of the table, a tiny Hillary Clinton.
The Independent O @the-independent.com LATEST Hillary Clinton's Epstein deposition paused after Boebert sends photo of closed-door hearing to rightwing influencer
Hillary Clinton’s closed door testimony was just halted because that clown Boebert snuck photos from her chair and sent them to Benny Johnson.
26.02.2026 18:11 — 👍 2102 🔁 478 💬 48 📌 147my larger son is telling everyone very matter-of-factly "you have some blood in you body. it come out sometimes."
26.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 574 🔁 27 💬 17 📌 0
we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago
26.02.2026 02:11 — 👍 9875 🔁 1766 💬 125 📌 34Don’t threaten me with a good time.
25.02.2026 05:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests
25.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 6493 🔁 1109 💬 65 📌 39
It's 7 PM, literally nothing else is on TV tonight, so let's watch some 80s rock videos!
These are all in order in which they were recorded on MTV Classic's Metal Mayhem last weekend. I skip the super heavy stuff, because that's not my thing. Should go for about 2 1/2 hours or so, let's do this!
What is love? (baby don't hurt me)
24.02.2026 23:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
They’d keep him in the Bawitdabomb shelter
I’m so sorry
Now THAT'S what I call customer service.
24.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ken you have a missed call.
24.02.2026 23:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Secretary of State's office just confirmed what many have suspected: 2/25 is not a hard and fast deadline to pass SB 1599. It's feasible it could pass 3/8 and still be successful, the SoS office says, though that's not recommended. #orpol #orleg
23.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0This is painful to listen to. At least a couple of them got up to speak and ran out of nonsense after just a minute or two of their 5 minutes. Some of them saying we should delay because there's more important things to take up, which they'd have more time to take up if they didn't delay here!
23.02.2026 20:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it’s a good name because my attempts at romance result in atrocities but I would still like people to pretend that I did good and give me ribbons
23.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 701 🔁 60 💬 26 📌 3But you have a lot of followers, you MUST be rich.
23.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Beef is not fruit, rava.
23.02.2026 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We've been tracking 4th places finishes all Olympics long in our Aluminum Medal Table!
Congrats to Germany who wins it with fourteen 4th place finishes.
Look at this photograph
22.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 2156 🔁 332 💬 49 📌 4I was at a pretty interesting conference this week, spoke on a panel, had some great food, but the part the brought me the most joy was getting home and sleeping in my own bed (with my own pillow!) last night.
22.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0OK, one of the Dungeon Crawler Carl books has a "didn't I tell you to keep your mouth closed" lawyer-client scene and this is officially the best book series ever.
22.02.2026 04:21 — 👍 100 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 1
@nathithehumbleguy on threads: Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation. Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise
he’s so close to getting it
22.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 7589 🔁 938 💬 215 📌 88I don't think she can major in being a drug kingpin, Kevin.
22.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I can't believe you would teach your children such language.
22.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@thekenchilds.com is this how it works? I thought they went the other direction.
21.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0