dê.pressão

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eu indo mandar um "dboa" com as mãos tremendo de ódio

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Na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais que ódio vey 🥹

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Que horas Pablo Marçal
vai ser preso ???

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o Marçal se fodeu pq usou o X com VPN

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"O problema não é você, sou eu..."

- Lógico que é você - kkkkk

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Transar sem amar tudo bem

Agora namorar sem amar é sacanagem

Isso é mais Brasil do que futebol e samba. 🗣️

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"Você não era assim"

- Agora eu sou -

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o mundo se o bolsonaro tivesse morrido aquele dia

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*gostosa* *minha mulher* *cheirosa*

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-vamos sair?
-vamos
-fulano vai com a gente

eu:

are we still friends?
can we be friends?
are we still friends?
i've got to know.

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O mundo agora que chegou minha vez de viver:

pick your poison

I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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"ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:

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o datena realizando o sonho da metade do Brasil nesse exato momento

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Que tal esse meme morrer agora, agorinha?

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queria tá assim agora

saudades do meu velho...

eu

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meio que setembro ja pode acabar ne

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eu sinto que eu nao sei de nada que ta acontecendo sem os trend topics

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se no twitter eu já falava com as paredes imagina aqui no bluesky

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EU NAO AGUENTO MAIS ESSE GIF