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Bandit | 31 | 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 They’ve got stuff they’re not even allowed to sell at Mick and Ralph’s. linktr.ee/bxndit

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Man stop putting that fucking game with the woman getting divorced for the hundredth time and then living in a snow storm with a kid, I want them to freeze, stop fucking showing me the ad

08.02.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
EVERYONES GOTA CRAP AND NO ONE WHO OWN'S PROPERTY IS WILLING TO GIVE YOU FIVE MINS TO DO IT, THIS TINY FACT EXPLAINS THE ENTIRE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD , THOSE WHO HAVE EVERYTHING REFUSE TO GIVE A DROP OF WATER TO THE THIRSTIEST SKELATEN, NOW IMAGINE THE DROP OF WATER IS HAVING TO TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD IN PUBLIC AND BEING THEIRSTY MEANS YOU GOTA TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD,,,,, THATS THE DILEMMA SOME OF US FACE A LOT, AND ITS ILLEGAL TO CRAP OUTSIDE, SO YOU CANT TELL ME THE WHOLE FUCKEN THING AINT SET UP TO GET US ALL IN TROUBLE , I REFUSE TO BE "IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!! NO OTHER ADULT MAY PUT ME IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME USE YOUR BATH ROOM MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! "ONCE A CUSTOMER ALWAYS A CUSTOMER LET ME USE YOU'RE BATHROOM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

EVERYONES GOTA CRAP AND NO ONE WHO OWN'S PROPERTY IS WILLING TO GIVE YOU FIVE MINS TO DO IT, THIS TINY FACT EXPLAINS THE ENTIRE PROBLEM WITH THE WORLD , THOSE WHO HAVE EVERYTHING REFUSE TO GIVE A DROP OF WATER TO THE THIRSTIEST SKELATEN, NOW IMAGINE THE DROP OF WATER IS HAVING TO TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD IN PUBLIC AND BEING THEIRSTY MEANS YOU GOTA TAKE A CRAP REAL BAD,,,,, THATS THE DILEMMA SOME OF US FACE A LOT, AND ITS ILLEGAL TO CRAP OUTSIDE, SO YOU CANT TELL ME THE WHOLE FUCKEN THING AINT SET UP TO GET US ALL IN TROUBLE , I REFUSE TO BE "IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!! NO OTHER ADULT MAY PUT ME IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME USE YOUR BATH ROOM MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!! "ONCE A CUSTOMER ALWAYS A CUSTOMER LET ME USE YOU'RE BATHROOM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ASAP - dashare.zone ADMIN

01.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 678    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

Listening to a bunch of Ghost’s live albums and had a β€˜oh I can’t remember which song this is’ moment, girl it’s fuckin Cirice, your favourite of their songs, IDIOT

03.02.2026 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for the way I worded it I suppose BUT it’s how I feel about it, I’m genuinely mad that I kept myself from feeling better because I’d become convinced that exercise was punishment

31.01.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frustrating just how much exercising does for me, like genuinely frustrating that I gotta go for my little walk or lift my little weights to stop me from becoming a ceiling decoration, more frustrating that it WORKS

31.01.2026 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I said it to the artist when it was finished but fuck I’m so excited to not have to look at the worst of the scars that are there

31.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The sooner it heals the better I am DYING to have it healed (it’s literally less than 24 hours old lmao)

29.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Had a big ol’ day yesterday too (I’ve missed going to the cinema alone, hadn’t done it since November (maybe even October I forget)

11.01.2026 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man….

11.01.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If my ass has learned anything lately it’s that actually taking care of myself is mad important (embarrassing revelation to have at 31 but YKNOW)

11.01.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And like, some of the weights I’m having to lift at puts considerable dents in my ego but I’ll at least get somewhere

11.01.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely mad at myself for taking such a long break between going to the gym regularly (like I’m talking 2 entire years kinda long break) not even for like gaining weight or whatever, purely for what it does for my headspace when everything else is stressing me out

11.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ€ πŸ‘¦ #oc #originalcharacter

11.01.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve promised myself I’ll draw way, way more this year, thought I’d do a fun little project with my characters in the major arcana #oc #originalcharacter

10.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Women want me etc etc

28.12.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outlast trials has had me in such a tight chokehold lately but girl, if I could get ONE trial without the jaeger on my ass I’d be thrilled

28.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dunno what happened to me this year I drew hardly anything πŸ˜”

20.12.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.12.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Adding to the collection of my sister taking a photo of a skeleton in the wild and sending me it saying it’s me

17.12.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œThis is charming and nice and Christmassy” I say through gritted teeth as I walk through Glasgow in the freezing cold at 7 in the morning

17.12.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wrow, Midsommar redraw #oc #midsommar

15.12.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only photo of worth that I took in nyc

06.12.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also went to go see Bad Omens with some friends tonight and it ripped, person in front of us was playing plants vs zombies

24.11.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembered that I’m an artist the other day AND drew characters that aren’t Rook and Viper
#oc

24.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll eventually remember I have ocs who aren’t rook. Maybe.

08.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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OH WAIT videodrome #oc #redraw #originalcharacter

08.10.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rook gets invited to girl’s night and a demon is summoned almost immediately (it’s a redraw of a screencap from Host (2020) lmao) #oc #originalcharacters

01.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scared in da bathroom (there’s a moth in here asserting dominance)

17.09.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think there should be studies into why people act the way they do trying to get on a busy train/subway, unless they already have, then they should do more studies

17.09.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Strong armed into taking time off work πŸ˜” (just kidding I’m just taking extra hours I’ve worked back lmao)

17.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0