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An unpronounceable string of consonants from the dawn of the world wide web. Usenet veteran / remorseless message board user. Lover of video games, especially Atari Lynx, GCE Vectrex, Blaze Evercade, and ~everything else pre-2017. He/him/they/them.

40 Followers  |  101 Following  |  429 Posts  |  Joined: 13.03.2025  |  2.2028

Latest posts by jgkspsx.bsky.social on Bluesky

Time to decide this race for good.

05.11.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 435    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Also VOTE TOMORROW IF YOU'RE IN THE US

LITERALLY ANYWHERE IN THE US, YOU CAN VOTE

you have local elections those matter a ton especially in red states where that's how you change the tide of your community, go do research and vote

04.11.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Can't wait to see where the Tiger Electronics game(dot)com port of Symphony of the Night lands. I am guessing not at the bottom!

31.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It wasn't a very good idead to nominate Ms. Unsafe Brakes as Grand Marshal of the Halloween Parade.

30.10.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me, I think you should read my debut piece for Game Informer.

โ€œWe should probably cut the reference to drunk drivingโ€ โ€” my first edit at Game Informer. ๐Ÿ™

29.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 342    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my God you need to see the next post in this thread.

30.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY THROW IT BACK

30.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, they're doing Prize Fighter instead.

29.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interest piqued.

29.10.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I played my various DSes approximately 1000x more than I played my PSPs. And I played my PSPs a fair bit!

29.10.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sassy Nestorius

Sassy Nestorius

How you like me now?

28.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

OMG

29.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot describe to you, adequately, how exhilarating it is to read Jenn Frank blog again after what I consider a lovecraftian horror metaphor happened to her. If you are not reading her essential blog updates you are not feeling the feelings of tangibility in your life. Remember feeling Real?

29.10.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

GREAT COMIX! Check them out!!

29.10.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Batty Zabella: Full walkthrough and guide - Evercade Itโ€™s approaching Halloween at the time of writing: the perfect time to play a spooky game on Evercade! Weโ€™ve previously covered 5 of our favourite horror games on Evercade, and...

Are you playing Batty Zabella from Indie Heroes Collection 4 for spooky season? Here's a helping hand for you if you've found yourself stuck -- or if you want to track down all the secret spiders! https://evercade.co.uk/batty-zabella-full-walkthrough-and-guide/

28.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you unlock the secret bonus arcade game?

28.10.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

halloween costume sexy crystalline entity

28.10.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Getting a new power in The Curse of Illmoore Bay.

Getting a new power in The Curse of Illmoore Bay.

I am finishing up the Illtober Challenge of beating The Curse of Illmoore Bay. I will be following it up with Batty Zabella.

28.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this announcement feels like

28.10.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you loved the ArtStyle series on GBA and DSi, don't miss this hypnotic puzzler. It may look like Hexcite at first but it ends up feeling very different.

28.10.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sprawling, double page ad for SaGA (Final Fantasy Legend) with a monochrome illustration of monsters and adventures in dynamic poses on the right, and gameplay screenies and details on the left, plus a big splash SAGA logo, plus RPG in big bold type down the right side.

A sprawling, double page ad for SaGA (Final Fantasy Legend) with a monochrome illustration of monsters and adventures in dynamic poses on the right, and gameplay screenies and details on the left, plus a big splash SAGA logo, plus RPG in big bold type down the right side.

"A first-time experience. A first-time handheld RPG. Presented by Square, the makers of Final Fantasy!"

"SAGA - runs from your palm to your heart."

Aww, what a cute tagline. Cool (and cutesy!) artwork and promo for Makai Toushi SaGa, released in 1989. Adventuring in your pocket - go!

27.10.2025 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 64    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Let's Rank Every Game for Evercade: Part Eleven of Two Hundred or So | Shaun Musgrave Get more from Shaun Musgrave on Patreon

I've added more Evercade games to my rankings! All Patreon members, free or paid, can read this one. The burning topics addressed today include:

- Boulder Dash or Sword of Fargoal?
- What is a Chack'n and why does it Pop?
- Break Dance: Threat or Menace?

and more!

www.patreon.com/posts/142077...

26.10.2025 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am glad that someone is asking the hard questions, like "would a Chun Li burger own?"

26.10.2025 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of Evercade Alpha Super Puzzle Fighter Edition showing Super BurgerTime, Trio the Punch: Never Forget Me..., and Rohga: Armor Force from the cartridges Data East Arcade 2 and Windjammers, Karnov, and Friends (which are all Data East games now owned by Paon DP).

Photo of Evercade Alpha Super Puzzle Fighter Edition showing Super BurgerTime, Trio the Punch: Never Forget Me..., and Rohga: Armor Force from the cartridges Data East Arcade 2 and Windjammers, Karnov, and Friends (which are all Data East games now owned by Paon DP).

Ummm let me show you my Alpha first... Data East Arcade 2 & 3... I mean Windjammers, Karnov, and Friends. #DeCoLife

25.10.2025 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the stogie?

21.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I woke up with this stuck in my head.

21.10.2025 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This tune is pretty much playing in my head 24/7/365.

21.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, I don't know where I got that "I โค๏ธ Micronics" tattoo, but it shouldn't disqualify me from retrogames.

21.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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