Antifa Deez Nutz

Just write a story about them in an alt-right news outlet and then you don’t even have to ask!
Anyway, I’m just here to say I’ll be elsewhere. See my pinned post for where. Catch ya later!

If the management is going to be a bunch of transphobic assholes, why should I stay here? How would this place be different from Twitter?

Looks shitty

Vibe moderation and the vibes are bad

It was way before that. I had a seemingly normal man tell me in 2000 that I shouldn’t live at King and Jarvis because Toronto is so dangerous. It was dangerous for my wallet living so close to St Lawrence Market. I ate so many fancy cheeses.

Maybe the reason conservative men are afraid of cities is because they can’t act with impunity in them like they can in small towns

The replies to this are delightful

Clement in the dugout about 15 feet away standing beside Barger

I think my kid has a crush on Ernie Clement, who she calls Ryan Gosling, so I sent her this photo from yesterday. She replied “Oooooooo”.

This is a very bad development and I hope to see people in the US talking about stopping this

A poster of a baby dressed like a cop with Brafd Bradford’s head. It says “boot licking Brad wants to take away your rights”

Maybe whoever made this

Oh and if you have any wall space, I’ve been working on some trans photography projects

Awesome! I’ll be in when it opens

Jesse Singal is a walking hate crime. He doesn’t waffle about it.

Like she gets to just decide what other people get to have in their own province

And I’m a proponent for storing my garbage on my neighbour’s lawn and parking in his driveway

I’m excited about getting a new councillor

I’m looking forward to getting a new councillor. I’m really excited about it.

A kid with murky hair covering their eyes, a hemp sweater, holding a skateboard. They are grimacing at me.

I told Georgie that they look like the stoner boyfriend in Clueless

🤣🤣🤣

Whenever I see a headline on a newspaper I want to say “Todd smells? Aw, I already knew that”
Alternatively, anytime Denver, Colorado, or Broncos are mentioned I say “Oh the Denver Broncos?!?!” Like Homer did.

Hoffman is starting and walked Springer on 4 pitches

A selfie of me and a kid just behind the Blue Jays dugout

Down front at the Blue Jays scrimmage

i don't understand conservative toughness, which involves being scared shitless of everything but also talking about how tough you are

Tell him Canada says “fuck off”

I didn’t even know those were different

Complicated flow chart showing whether Canadians measure things in metric or imperial

It’s like you’re Canadian or something

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

They guy in the middle is Gru from Despicable Me

Dunno why I’d point this out now. Maybe just remembering what a deep thinker Newt is. People should ask him to fix more things. He’s so smart.