BayBayFriend

In the notes app, Apple has spurned the humble “Search,” and even the frilly “Search Note,” in favor of the completely vulgar and bombastic “Find in Note,” a phrase I have never heard in my life and will not deign to use

Google becoming so miserable to use I’m doing scavenger hunts. I was talking to my friend about green tea that day, so I will simply search my messages for tea to retrieve a date, then search my photos for that date, and then I will be able to see the brand name of the hideous shoes I kind of want

Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere... you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy: puting thimbles of honey around helps. Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea. Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up. Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed.. (if you read this fairies like you)

this is more of a comment but i showed my wife a couple grassy valleys and she stopped what she was doing to read all of them from the beginning

thank you so much for telling me this 🥲🐰

Did you ever see or maybe even smell a ghost

my childhood house had a ghost in it, I’m sorry to say. and I saw her bend down to fix her shoe.

Instead of just copying with command-C, i should be able to SUPER copy something, so that when I accidentally hit copy again on the stuff I’m trying to paste over, a guy comes up and says, are you sure?
Don’t need anything fancy from the guy, just a kind face, no condescension. He could be a bison.

Everyone is always mad that daylight savings time "steals an hour" but no one ever questions if the hour had bad vibes or would have simply been unpleasant to live through

No one should be proud of their posts. We should all feel shame, and at times, a little less shame. But i kept trying to make fetch happen with this one and one ever took the bait.

Are you an early morning person or a late night owl?

I keep such demonic hours. I stay up so late. I have always been this way and have fashioned my life around it. And my significant other puts up with it very admirably, along with everything else about me

there were probably a few years there where it was sooooooo good. but now even there, my heaven, sometimes you will still find something that’s AI 😫

there is usually a lot of layering/collaging. you will notice most of the sensational women standing behind tables and hedges because the image cuts them off at the waist 😌 lately I have been wanting to get Bryce 3D to custom make more things. if anyone knows how to get that running on a Mac, lmk.

what's your process for coming up with fake ads and grandma memes? they really are brilliant

How much of the graphics do you make for your non-Grassy posts? How do you find the stock images?

First of all, thank you 🙏. Lately I go on Canva or beloved picmix and search for something like “goose” or “allure.” And then I find an image I think is evocative and go, “What would they be talking to you about?” Once I figured out it was easy to make 3D buttons with gradients I went like this 😈

When you are old will you let them call you old bay? Not that I think it could happen

absolutely. I could be the lighthouse keeper. big sweater. but maybe if I hit the gua sha hard enough it will never happen

you know, a lot of people seemed to feel kind of manipulated by that movie, but i absolutely did not at all. “i was already sad before you showed the characters being sad.” okay. but they would be sad, though. whaddaya want

they’re me; I just like the ones where my eyes have an evil glint

where do ur profile photos come from

the last one i had for a while was a still from a video where i was getting ready to run at my friend into the dirty dancing lift. she did a great job lifting but i was not a very good liftee. the one i have now is a polaroid from a wedding from a couple years ago.

letterboxd review that reads, in part, Don't go into this expecting the slightest realism of weapon maneuvering. If you can do that then you'll probably enjoy the rest of the film.

well this sucks. i was went into this movie expecting realism of weapon maneuvering

Where do the other bunnies live? What were their upbringings like??

I think a lot of the other bunnies live in a huge hillside, like they have individual burrows into this big thing and that’s where Daffodil lives. Aster was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and has a big house with lots of nice things. Most other bunnies not really interested in the computer

Congratulations! You are the winner of the coveted "best poster award" chosen by me, be proud of yourself because thats very prestigious!

wow this is so unexpected i don’t even have anything prepared 🙏

Why is your name baybayfriend

I’m Bay and my friend in college used to call me Baybay Kid because of Bebe’s Kids. But I’m not really a kid. I’m more of a friend.

what programs you make grassy in

I make him in Blender. I’d never used it before. The only thing I know how to do in Blender is make Grassy Valley. If someone with experience in Blender saw my workflow, I think they would puke.

And then I make the layouts and web pages in Canva, which I a little bit hate. But it’s free!

you’re welcome

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Maybe I will do these every daylight savings Sunday

Ad for a mobile game with a 3D cartoon doctor. Scrolling text says, Are you suffering inside the gauntlet of life? Do you struggle to remember apples? Fromage? I prescribe for you to play Philomena’s Sandwich Doggie at least 20 minutes per day. Your lobes will be so happy you have this game. Take it from me. I play Philomena’s Sandwich Doggie at least one hour per day and I always remember my baguette. I never leave bonbons inside my stuffy car. This game exercises your brain and causes the juice of the mind to flow. You will practically feel the electricity juicing around the synapses inside your head. And you will learn what synapses are! (i solve my car problem with another app)

🥪🐶

Low-res image of like a CG any character inside some kind of teleporter and it says, They are saying it’s no longer awesome to eat chocolate. (no longer awesome but mega awesome.)

Grinning baby in sailor outfit clutches a white bouquet against an idyllic sunny backdrop with a fawn nearby. Text: Good morning, babies of the world! (have a “googoo” day!)

Guy at Primus concert: It’s almost like heavier than heavy music. Because it’s so challenging.

Primus:
I’m a real funny bunny, and I know you’ll be my honey, when I put on my big wig and preen,
That hunter got a shock, when I went and called him doc, and started munching beta-carotene. YIPPEE!

the part of zipping up a zipper when you’re “ really rockin & rollin”

Mark3: If vampires have to pick up every grain of rice they would make great housekeepers lol

steveninvincible: buh housekeeper that can only work at night and pick up rice and want to kill me great

pumpkin: lucky vampires have small ear and can’t hear you talking this way of their worldwide pain

🙏🥲