John_atx

Lots of people comparing Senate Democrats to Charlie Brown trying to kick the football, but that analogy only works in a version where Lucy has told Charlie Brown she's going to pull it away, and also that afterwards she's going to have Snoopy executed in a foreign prison

I am sorry. I am sure she knew she was loved.

Well. As a former Texas governor would say - “oops”.

It’s right up there with “I’m scared of Austin.” The scariest thing about Austin is our Governor. The next scariest thing is our state legislature.

I eat at this table. I’d rather Billy not sit on it. So we’ve reached a compromise: I’ll eat off a plate on my lap and he’ll sit wherever the fuck he wants. Cats always turn me into the Chuck Schumer of my own apartment.

No term limits. No limits on campaign contributions. It’s quite awful. Searching the Texas Ethics Commission site is always an eye opening experience with politicians like Abbott, Patrick and their ilk.

You are such a mess. Please just go away.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Henry Morgan and Elliott Gould in 2 of the first 3 shows, this is top quality shit here.

Everyone had the same living room setpieces. They perfected the stairs upstage with the Family Ties living room imo

I looked at the Wikipedia entry for this person. Words fail me. He is quite a piece of work. Banned from entering a number of countries.

I could be wrong, but the boots look off as well. Coyote or tan uppers has been the requirement since the mid 2000s.

According to the Library of Congress, the photographer is John Margolies. They have a number of other photos done by him. They’re really nice.

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Man. Time flies.

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Just got my notification as well. Looking forward to seeing and reading the compilation!

It is grim.

I am not a physician, but is there any chance you might have a norovirus infection? It is highly contagious and easy to contract as it can live on hard surfaces requires only a few viral particles to get you. In any case, hope you both get better soonest.

Volcano eruption

Team Beans

So am I.

Ahhhh. Chili discourse! I like both. Now, if you really want to start a good argument, talk about barbecue.

God yes. The dancing US Mail mailbox in Philadelphia. The crowd chanting F* Donald Trump during CNN coverage in Atlanta. My neighborhood going berserk.

A snickers bar split open, with a JPEG of a copper ingot exposed in the middle

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality.

Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

I am trying to figure out why there appears to be a band of very white skin encircling his head. It is quite strange.

I’m going to be pedantic for a second. It is y’all. It is not yall or ya’ll. If you are going to use it, please use it correctly. In any case, bless your heart.

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Got your regnal name chosen?

I am sorry.

YouTube video by Lorcan the Hedgehog The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXXVI Opening

The madman did it. He really did it

Holy cow!