absolutely ribbiting

life, uh, finds a way (to run DOOM)

I've hunted down the sacred scrolls th0mas.nl/2022/07/18/p...

I'm here to make references to They Live (1988) and fuck, and I'm all out of references to They Live (1988), so y'all better buckle up.

what does the CDC recommend I do with all this ass

I believe this is an appropriate time to look at the ceiling and whistle a gentle tune

I love those 'bottom POV' camera shots, I wish more people would do em. helps when the bottom is lookin sexy af I suppose 🔥

sir yes sir 🫡

woah woah woah daddy; the white tshirt? 🥵 that is lethal

this is gold

lord have mercy 🥴

jeepers 😳

unfortunately you may also go on a small travel for a day or two in order to go to cons 😔

its #mcm which means its time for a genre I like to call hella gay noir

lookin' all scrumptious and such

I agree. and she needs to own like 4 dogs

we just need a really big pot of water, a few swimming pools of melted butter, and several tons of Old Bay. then we'll be A-OK

for some reason my gag reflex kicks in when I try to eat a fatty steak but fat cocks? no problem. very peculiar.

that's a picture-perfect cock right there, god DAMN 😳

a group of men standing in front of a sign that says r. ALT: a group of men standing in front of a sign that says r.

👆 and that's church, yo 👆

top-down shot of wang

legs crossed, laying down flat, photo from above of penis flopped onto stomach, little bit shiny from moisture/lube

merry #fcf everybody, may the cocks be ever in your favor and whatnot

average Bushwick moment

And the "b-b-but I have needs" excuse (or similar) is fucking ridiculous. There are plenty of people out there who'd be 100% on board if they'd just communicate that 'need' (and it'd be a hell of a lot more fun too!).

we appreciate being included, thank you very much

real head be when they suck on the penis or vangia

I love ALL pierogis, my grandmother used to handmake the potato ones with a jar lid to form them, absolutely splendid. I normally settle for the frozen boxed ones though because they're 85% of the quality for 10% of the effort for a quick meal but I would never tell her that lol

that's great! one thing I like about my Pixel is it has a setting that changes the vibration depending on the surface the phone is on. on a hardwood desk it'll vibrate less intensely so its not super loud and won't move itself off the desk, on a bed it'll vibrate more so I can still notice it

what kinda pierogis? I recently had some sauerkraut filled ones for the first time and I am absolutely in love

we'd only make it hotter I'm afraid 😓

jeepers 😳