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(at the function) "Yes, that's my daugher. Isn't she adorable?"

*proceeds to tongue kiss you*

Kiddo that's confused when their schoolmates are talking about boyfriends and dates. "Don't they have a Dad?"

Bottle of IJwit wheat beer for me, a baby bottle with water for you (because I have to make sure you stay hydrated)

Bottle for me, bottle for you

Dad reading you naughty bedtime stories that make you all huffy, ending with a "special" tucking in~

Are you clean, little kitten? Patreon.com/Ariel80s

Sweet princess😈⛓🦄🐾🥕 Patreon.com/Ariel80s

Picture facing yours truly. Sitting on the couch, dressed in a white button-up shirt and gray sweatpants. Hands suggestively reached out, as if to grab hold of the viewer.

*grabby hands*

"But Daddy, whyyyy?"

Do your wooden blocks ask why they're being stacked? Daddy's toy doesn't wonder "why".

Last Can Of Monster: Part 2~ 🔋👅😸
Collab with @catniplewds.bsky.social! Check out the first part here!

Gross things but we hold hands while we do it

Broke: punishing your little for bad language.

Bespoke: watching your own language because you don't swear in front of children.

Pets and kisses to my bunny friends on Bunny Day! 🐰🥚💖

🖤🔒

Casually sticking my fingers in my little one's mouth to be suckled on, mmmmm

Kiddo humping their stuffie because they want to try what their Dad always does with them

No, little one. If I haven't put you to bed or explicitly allowed you to sit with me, your place is in your playpen.

Not really into feet per se, but can't help thinking of footjobs when I see a cute lil pair

Reminder on how to properly start a chat.
Don't just say "Hi"

Nerd dad who fashions spanking implements from bundles of network cable and discarded circuit boards

Offenses that will result in a puppy boy/ puppy girl getting muzzled;

- Biting owner
- too much yapping
- using “people words”
- sneaking a treat
- rooting through the garbage can (or diaper pail)
- looking too cute with a muzzle on.

It’s quiet time now 🤐

#petplay #goodboyfics

A picture of my left hand, resting on my knee.

Hand.

Plugging you up after the morning breeding to keep dada's stickies with you as you go about your day

Wearing a dark gray hoodie, a green/white football (soccer) jersey underneath, light gray sweatpants.

Casual Saturday.

I feel like these pictures are the best I've taken in a while. I often tried to represent how dreamy and out of it I am most of the time and I failed a lot, I can never get things to look the way I see them. These feel true though.

Let's go watch your favourite cartoons together.

a good book can change your life.

Little one at home clutching their stuffie imagining it's dada, while their remote-controlled vibe is hooked up with his typing at the office

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Withdrawals #ocart

Fairy Lola meets Jack 🧚‍♀️ #ocart