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Prayin’ at the Pump (that my card doesn’t get declined)

Same “but at the end of the day I’m just a cute little weasel” *wink* energy

Is that Tom Hardy

things are going well in the “grandparents who can’t see their grandchildren” Facebook group

Yeah this is it. He has always cultivated this impish behavior that puts me off and I couldn’t put my finger on it

I don’t like it when titles of things start with gerunds. Sounds very crass to me

Getting Good

Close up of a big fluffy gray and white Cato

The cat has granted you her attention.

It’s cool to be rooting against your own country in a world war

WiFi burrito…internet. Broadband…fiber-FIBER BURRITO (poop joke). Poop burrito

I’m fine with remakes and remasters as long as the developers harness the power of AI

When Billy Corgan shaved his head, he sadly lost his humanity along with his hair

wikiHow You generally shouldn't tell someone they have diaper butt, with rare exceptions.

How are parents supposed to make an informed decision when they have doctors telling them to vaccinate their kids while also considering the guidance of the government, whose spokesperson just emerged from a creek wearing only jeans and is telling them to feed their child lard and heroin instead

A cat sitting in a box that she’s blowing the sides out of at the bottom of the frame. Above her is the text happy fat cat Friday

What the fuck is happening

A cat in a stool who has just caught a toy mid air

Original

Trent reznor yelling into a mic on stage holding it with both hands in the specific way he does

A sticker of my cat who had just grabbed a toy mid air and had the same reznor posture

RIP, game pass was fun back in 2018

I hear the new Xbox plays Xbox games, 🤩 WOW!

Yt sponsored post titled Eagle Takes Puppy from Yard by TricksandLifehacks.com w a picture of an eagle holding a cute puppy who is just looking cozy and chill prob bc it's fake bc who tf would take this picture??

yt clearly knows the life hacks i need

License plate that says DADWAG

When a dad gets the zoomies you’re gonna see a

Two cats curled up together on a cat bed. I’ve never seen these particular cats doing this before

This is cool because these two never hang out together like this. It would make more sense if you knew them

"Momma I was to have some Mister Bungle"
Momma: we have Mister Bungle at home

(It's the Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Photo of a cat driving next to me with license plate el Chico

Caught a glimpse of the elusive “El Chico” this morning

One for you (removes hand from pants), one for me (puts hand back in pants)

IMDb list of films Sexy nurses A dog gone Hollywood Legend of the naked ghost A doggone Christmas Nessie and me Scared topless

I love it when a director’s filmography looks like this

I bet I know what shitty town you’re talking about. You’d have to drive all the way to the north side, too.

sids dog odin sticking his face up saying throw the ball

throw it

9 is the non AI version. They can keep 12 to themselves