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It's aight. Never on the level of 2 first seasons tho

07.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Π’Π΅Ρ€ΠΏΠΈΠ»Ρ‹ тСрпят :D

04.06.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel it's a partially parasocial connection.
Chris is an anomaly, a first major lolcow, a notable figure in internet history.

Some people just can't let him go.

24.04.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, full of fucking lunatics and grifters

19.04.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im at 77% now!!! am super close i could get the new phone today if everyone helps reposts

18.04.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they like using assets made with AI, or what?
Honestly, never seen one, curious what do they even look like

19.04.2025 12:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think about this post all the time

07.04.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 11284    πŸ” 672    πŸ’¬ 463    πŸ“Œ 65

Interesting

04.04.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember, I was aborted

04.04.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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These mfs be like:

29.03.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No fucking way, you looked way different!

24.03.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn shame. I really liked the OG art.

14.03.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever asks anything. We just sit alone in the dimly light room. Pondering

14.03.2025 07:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He should get Mussolini'd

12.03.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ew, that Meghan?

11.03.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
25.02.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 995    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
wolf840 said:

Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD
and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead?
I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life.

tiredspacedragon replied: 

I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

wolf840 said: Does anyone else remember when Elon was like "if anyone knows how to end world hunger for 6 billion USD, I'll fund it" and UNICEF was like "we're going to spend a month to make a plan to end world hunger for 6 billion USD and Elon is going to fund it" and Elon was like "actually, nah" and then bought Twitter instead? I think that was one of the worst things I'll ever see in my life. tiredspacedragon replied: I still think that should be the thing for which he's the most famous. It should be brought up every time he's mentioned. In any news article, any interview, any history book. "Elon Musk, who was offered a chance to end world hunger and turned it down." Put it on his fucking gravestone.

β€œput it on his fucking gravestone”

20.02.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9680    πŸ” 3375    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 81
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Fair.

17.02.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 10707    πŸ” 831    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 13

Those were the days. Also, why haven't I realised those dudes were hammered 24/7?

17.02.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like any online platform with kids will have it eventually

06.02.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only acceptable form of protest is a polite one that's as easy to ignore as possible so I don't have to think about it or the issue it is concerning. Otherwise it may cause the protagonist of reality, me, to be stressed.

04.02.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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so many

04.02.2025 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5587    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 26

Damn...

03.02.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We do that, and then millions will start asking Copilot about "how to edit text file using cmd"

29.01.2025 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mandalorian briefly revived my interest towards Star Wars, but alas, not for long.

27.01.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Memoirs of a Snail from Adam Elliot, can't recommend enough! Love stop motion animation, plus his melancholic yet hopeful message

25.01.2025 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Autosave: Do you trust me?
Flash/Me doing Manual Save: No
First Manual Save: Do you trust me?
Flash/Me doing Manual Save for second time: No

Autosave: Do you trust me? Flash/Me doing Manual Save: No First Manual Save: Do you trust me? Flash/Me doing Manual Save for second time: No

24.01.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do people not like it? They look cool and majestic in the distance.

23.01.2025 08:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Blue is classic for a reason

23.01.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out people where taking notes

22.01.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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