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@cronestage.bsky.social

Noelle, woke crone-stage antifa genX delight. Dorothy Zbornak stan. she/they. Bi, poly, artist, witch. πŸ‘ metal, horror, art

356 Followers  |  355 Following  |  140 Posts  |  Joined: 02.10.2023  |  1.8716

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I found out a year ago that I was being laid off from the job I loved. Still unemployed. Fuck this timeline.

11.10.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's up? Too much, that's what.

16.09.2025 13:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re-reading a book my therapist recommended three years ago, including my notes and highlighted parts. It's hitting real different this time around...

26.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm currently working on graphic designs for a race team and an indy rock band, sketching a lot, writing poetry of dubious quality, writing on a digital portrait of Emma🌈 I started years ago, and staring down a very long list of ideas. In my very messy house. Because priorities, I guess.

21.06.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw them with Maiden last year and they were amazing

18.06.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristie Noem, puppy executioner and Corey Lewandowski fucker, accusing Senator Padilla of β€œpolitical theatre” is peak hypocrisy.

12.06.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 133    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3
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I snuggled baby goats today.

01.06.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they make orthopedic Doc Martens yet? Because we've reached that age...

28.05.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caught them at MDF and they were amazing.

28.05.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! It's been a while but i finally saw my friend with the lightsaber tattoos this weekend and got pics for your son.

28.05.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Much should be next. Effin autocorrect

27.05.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About an hour from home after a fantastic weekend at my first MDF. Decided on Saturday that much year will be my second MDF. πŸ‘πŸ»

27.05.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm staying for Wormrot. I saw them at a tiny coffee shop in Pittsburgh years ago and they were amazing.

25.05.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jason has been watching that and has been similarly delighted.

25.05.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A crone-aged metal chick with black glasses

A crone-aged metal chick with black glasses

Heading out to dinner with local pals, then to MDF night 1 #metalsky

22.05.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whenever my car hits a xx666 milestone, i play Total Satan by The Crown.

22.05.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The drive from Pittsburgh to Baltimore yesterday: rain, holy fuck rain, sun, misty mountains, holy shit where did the road go? Back and fourth for 250 miles. Folks driving in for MD Deathfest, drive safe!
#marylanddeathfest #metalsky

22.05.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Are you vending or going to be in the crowd? I'll trade you one of mine 😊

22.05.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i've found a few with good reviews, but haven't tested them out yet. used to use sm until the email. the sticker sub on reddit has a few good threads for alternatives.

22.05.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is going to Maryland Deathfest? #metalsky

21.05.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Making a patch for the battle vest that says "ask me for ibuprofen" because I'm old and probably going to be in pain myself at MDF. If I had more pockets, I'd have stocked up on more aid products.

21.05.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had this fight with my aunt a few times. She worships Rachel Maddow and thinks it's the "Bernie bros'" fault, instead of the shit candidates and campaigns they're running.

21.05.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only MD Deathfest cover I've had to make so far is Paradise Lost vs Cripple Bastards. Which really wasn't a choice considering Paradise Lost is my big yes.

20.05.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, Ramona. I love you πŸ’œ

20.05.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not sure I ever will be. I gave a piece of myself to her when she chose us to be her family that sure will take with her when she becomes a star in the sky.

But it feels like my entire soul is trying to rip itself from my body.

18.05.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The best girl (small white dog with a pink bow) eating ice cream

The best girl (small white dog with a pink bow) eating ice cream

Emma's happy post-ice cream face

Emma's happy post-ice cream face

Emma sleeping with her perfect lil bean toes by her face

Emma sleeping with her perfect lil bean toes by her face

A collage of some of my favorite pictures of Emma. A very happy little dog in various poses

A collage of some of my favorite pictures of Emma. A very happy little dog in various poses

We have about 27 more hours with Emma. I don't know what the first 12 years of her like were like, but I know the last 6 have been wonderful. The past free weeks have been full of outside time, ice cream, and a million snuggles. I think she's ready.

18.05.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maryland Deathfest is next weekend. I have so much sewing to do in preparation.

15.05.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. I used to brake check people until I realized it was dangerous. Now, gradual deceleration wins.

Truckers make for a great box-in maneuver, too. They can see from above and call in reinforcements.

15.05.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. I find that truckers often know what's going on and will happily oblige.

15.05.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making a packing list for Maryland Deathfest:
* Boots, tshirts, vest

Old person extras:
*Comfortable shoes just in case, bunion cushions, pain patches, knee sleeve, 3 kinds of OTC pain meds

Related: if you need ibuprofen, hit me up πŸ‘΅πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

14.05.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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