SmuttySistersBookclub

You know why people who bend their will to Dump and all his bullshit are the worst? Cause that mf isn’t even a believable bully he’s a frail old man with Swiss cheese brain who regularly shits himself. Y’all are afraid of Mermaid Man fr

I think I might wanna just become a bot at this point . . .
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“Is cheese a vegetable?🤔”

RIP dad . . . You would’ve loved fent

Wet Wednesday from my silly face:

I got locked in a cabinet and couldn’t post specifically on Bluesky. It was weird

They should know better, and yet . . .

Pretty much the same way they fail at anything really

I would’ve failed miserably at twitter and that makes me feel mildly better about never having joined

Nah just horny ghosts

Don’t worry. We’ll always be watching.

Evening crazies and jellyspoons . . .

Goldilocks is about white entitlement

Do I love Canada? Yes, I do. Will I ever forgive them for Caillou. No, I will not.

This is a Nancy Mace hate account cause it’s my account and I hate her

🎀👁️🫦👁️🎀

I am susceptible to bad influence. Exhibit A: my fake teeth
Exhibit B: these things

I have named my bidet Benny 🙂‍↕️

People were on another Bi-rade where they tell bi people we aren’t really queer

I just got a bidet installed!!!

Oh damn that sounds really amazing . . . I think I might need to go. I get really anxious about going to pride stuff because when I talked about going a few years ago a bunch of people dog piled me and said I don’t belong there. But I wouldn’t let those people ruin my time.

I’ve never been to any pride stuff, but would love to go. Have they already sold the tickets?

“I’ve wandered in from the wilds and witnessed the feral side of humanity”, she says after a crazy time down at the local Chili’s

He just wants to know why I do this to myself:

My stomach is making a lot of noises, and none of them are very promising

Friend with benefits. The benefit is ✨disease✨

I tried to make a video of me saying this, but I look crazy so you just have to read it for yourself:

Sun roasted wieners:

I’m gonna show y’all my Lego stuff and you’re just gonna have to look at it! Look at it!!!!

Good morning:

We’re the same age!!!