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Me thinking I'm even capable of being discreet about my thoughts: 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

You ever confide in someone and they're like "YEAH I KNOW I CAN TELL" 😭

Not yet!! But I've heard good things. I'm seeing Pillion tonight

Da moviezzz have been good!!

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie hands downnnnn. I've seen it 3x now, it's genuinely genius and hilarious

If I'm ever ignoring anyone in reality it's because I keep going to the movies and shutting off my notifications and then forgetting to turn them back on 😭

YES Lmfaoo

me & my friend were just trying to identify the song playing in a video and I spent like 10 minutes learning it on piano to play into shazam meanwhile she googled "calming popular classical music song" and found it immediately lmfaooo. SMARTER NOT HARDER.

I think you're on to something!!

You're right. I woke up at a better time, but we are getting a nice little refresh after the blizzard two days ago 😂

Fantasizing about fixing my sleep schedule and also maybe someday seeing the ground beneath the snow again.

Lmfaooo incredible post

OMG

mr. peanut sign (hair affair sign), (closer view), route 6, swansea, massachusetts, 1984

mr. peanut sign (hair affair sign), (closer view), route 6, swansea, massachusetts, 1984

Basement full of candy with two giant minions figures on the shelf

Basement full of candy with two giant minions figures on the shelf. Me walking by a giant minion

Close up of GIANT MINION on a candy shelf in a basement.

Me next to the candy sled. one of the minions is there, atop the shelf. I don't even know what face I'm making but I think maybe a scary one

My friend took this series of pictures today that look like promo stills for a horror movie and I'm dying lmao

Maybe I should be glad I can't find a specific picture from 2007

Barred owl

Being a barred owl

Doing barred owl shit

All barred owl damn day

The is Barred Harley Jarvis, a barred owl who lives in our yard.

Do NOT look at the forecast if you live in New England rn

Winter is something I'm totally fine with I love snow I love shoveling snow and driving in it I loooove the absence of light and heat and the stark absence of flora and fauna

YES!!! Such a brutal season for that 🫂 I got the "Barometer Plus" app that has been suuuper helpful for me. It will even alert you when shit's about to go down. If that interests you. It's counteracting the internalized medical gaslighting in my head 😂

I hope you have, too!! 🫶 Winter's just doing a number on me

😂😂

I am not even going to attempt it.

Has anyone tried the protein add-ons for caffeinated beverages and how many toilet paper rolls did you go through immediately after

Dark kitchen. Silhouette of a little kitty, sitting on a runner rug next to me. There is a soft backlite from the dim microwave, out of frame.

Fizzy is a good late night accomplice. We have an agreement where nobody has to know we are both eating too much in the dark at 1:30 am.

That's amazing!! Congratulations

I hate that when someone dies your brain just pummels you with it like it's new information every once in a while out of nowhere

Thinking about Tesla's bird wife

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