Sean "Give Demi Moore An Oscar" Congdon

went to Five Below and got the Snooki Pickles shirt

I fucking love a good, old fashioned, original potato chip, and good god are these incredible

#foodsky #potatochips

bad movies are what is mostly keeping me alive 📽️

#filmsky #moviesky #badmovies

can I successfully cook dinner before the edibles hit, a mystery: part 1

Leprechaun 4 would have been better if they had sent Stuart Little into space and then the movie became Jason X and then he takes his machete and then Stuart is skewered and then Light & Day by The Polyphonic Spree plays and then the movie is over and then we all clap because he finally got got 📽️

bro the vibes are straight up not great right now

Emilia Perez being nominated for 13 Oscars is absolutely insane, right? Like goddamn is that movie a mess. It's not the worst thing I've ever seen obviously, but like...13? For THAT? Oof.

we miss you, norm

i am once again watching Jordan Peele's Us because goddamn is this a perfect movie 🎥 📽️

$3 got me all of this today. Some real, uh, diversity in the selection.

tfw you have a very difficult conversation with your daughter

lemonade fucking rules

His best performance was in Hot Rod and I stand by this wholeheartedly

No one does sincere smarm quite like Chris Parnell

Cursed images

I enjoy AEW and pro wrestling.

I like birds

Sometimes I like to scream like then

I get it

📽️ this part of my #DVDCollection really kinda explains who I am as a movie watcher, in as much as I love great to bad movies (and Southland Tales) 📽️

lol man it's just a new low every day, huh? like oof

A thousand apologies because I am also lazy af and it do be like that sometimes

yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

add me on Letterboxd @agreathornedowl

Also this really sums me up as a movie watcher

📽️ 📽️ #moviesky #filmsky

Today's physical media haul is a cheap/amazing one. One of the most underrated slashers in #MyBloodyValentine, a classic film in #AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon, Arnold at his most fun #TotalRecall, and then The Rugrats movies, because hell yeah. 📽️ #filmsky #moviesky

This is a pickle appreciation post.🍽️

#pickles
#dillpickles
#picklesky
#foodsky

God I fucking love cereal it's so good like yes you delicious breakfast soup get all up in here

@storyheadjill.bsky.social I mean these bad boys put into the French Toast batter

🍽️sometimes you just gotta make Peanut Butter Wafer Bar French Toast topped with raspberries and real maple syrup 🍽️

#FrenchToast #Breakfast #foodsky #cooking

Pamela Anderson in the Criterion Closet. The text reads, “We love David Lynch.”

my timeline

And obv it wasn't just him but Kevin Williamson and Neve and David and Courtney and Shower and Matthew and Jamie and Rose and Drew and etc. and that's just the first one and holy shit what a series