Incoductic (方约书兽)

Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows

Wtf, somebody shot Ken Hotate?

Happy Pride Month!! (art by @mattzilla85.bsky.social )

#MonsterHunterWilds without context.

Got laid off today.

As someone who’s only ever defined themselves by their job and earning potential, this is devastating.

Create-a-character from recent WWE game, styled as Sephiroth from the Final Fantasy series, but wearing a referee shirt. Character's name is "Refiroth" as a pun on both "Referee" and "Sephiroth"

Pinfalls, 1-2-3
Superkick, DDT

Image detailing the hilarity of over half the American people celebrating that English is the "official language" when they can't even tell the difference between "there", "their" and "they're".

Lmao how dare 😘

Trump is elderly.

a pixel art of a purple and green eye with a red pupil on a dark background . ALT: a pixel art of a purple and green eye with a red pupil on a dark background .

1 year and 108 days of asking @capcomusa.com (from X) to release a collection or remakes/remaster of Breath of Fire games, 1 to 5 on PS5/Switch/Xbox/Steam. Please help spread the word however you can I am using multiple platforms!
#HappyNewYear #bringbackbreathoffire
#ryuninareturn
#happyninaday

Knowledge is power…

Here stands the self-styled "world’s richest man", looking like the physical embodiment of a midlife crisis with Wi-Fi. Dressed like a divorced dad trying way too hard to impress his teenage son, he sports a MAGA hat—because nothing says “genius innovator” like aligning yourself with the world’s dumbest grift. The black coat, which he probably thinks makes him look mysterious and powerful, instead gives off the vibe of a guy who just got denied entry to a nightclub but insists he “knows the owner.” And let’s not even get started on the t-shirt—because of course he’s the kind of billionaire who dresses like he just rolled out of a Tesla factory nap pod. His expression? The perfect mix of arrogance, confusion, and the dawning realization that everyone around him is only pretending to take him seriously because he has too much money to ignore. He gestures wildly, as if explaining how he’s about to revolutionize air molecules or replace Congress with AI bots trained on Reddit arguments. Meanwhile, the entire room is likely suppressing the urge to roll their eyes so hard they go blind. This is a man who believes he’s the protagonist of reality itself, when in truth, he’s just an overgrown edgelord with a credit score so high it lets him fail upward indefinitely. He thinks he’s the next Einstein but keeps proving he’s just the next MySpace Tom—if Tom had an ego the size of Mars and the self-awareness of a Roomba stuck in a corner. The overall vibe? A man who thinks he's Tony Stark but looks more like a Reddit moderator who just got his first invite to a real-life event.

Remember a few years back when Argentina won the World Cup? Salt Bae convinced himself that he was part of the team, made his way onto the field, acted like he had anything to do with the victory and visibly beg for Messi's attention?

Sound familiar?

Considering that the current National Anthem is getting massively and universally booed all over the place, I present to you every U.S.A.-included sporting event after the Super Bowl:

Please rise for our National Anthem…

“Ay, Mustard on the beat…”

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

For a while I've had a theory (which I just proved) about Jon Taffer from from Bar Rescue: that when he hits a certain boiling point, he sounds exactly the same speaking backwards as he does when speaking normally.

I'm also pretty sure an Elder God appeared in my office while I was editing this.

A Dilbert Punisher Skull T-shirt that makes you doubt the existence of God.

New #DOGE uniforms announced.

This image features Pikachu with a speech bubble saying, "Nobody in the world, nobody in history, has ever gotten their freedom by appealing to the moral sense of the people who were oppressing them." Below it, a comment humorously points out the irony, noting Pikachu gained freedom by electrocuting Ash and refusing to enter a Pokéball. The overall tone is satirical and reflective of rebellion.

I mean...

Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

The opening credits of The Wire.

Omar and his boyfriend Brandon from The Wire.

Cedric Daniels (Lance Reddick), shirtless, from The Wire.

Jimmy McNulty (Dominic West) from The Wire.

The Wire has:

- A new intro each season.

- A cute bishonen couple.

- Fanservice.

- A lovable fuck-up protagonist who wants to do good.

Therefore, #TheWire is anime.

I will not be taking any questions at this time.

list of banned keywords

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

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HUGE DAY FOR GAY PPL

It is our honor to serve you. America, you broke through— the media is finally picking up on what’s happening. We love you!! 🦬 💚 🇺🇸

We just rewatched Godzilla Minus One.

Interesting to watch it in These Times.

A band of civilian misfits fight the monster , sacrificing no one in the process. Banded together because their government doesn’t value their humanity.

I’m inspired.

Best movie of the 2020’s.
10/10

NEW - Ottawa Senators fans booed the American national anthem at the beginning of tonight’s hockey game.

What if I get a little more aggressive?

Would everyone share this one too?

Canadians booing the U.S. national anthem isn’t something I ever thought I’d see, but this is what happens when you let a psychopath criminal with isolationist and protectionist policies back into the White House.

Mood.