Pat Schmear

Every right wing influencer and politician have revealed themselves to be high level child abuse enablers

Care to comment?

Having a Usual Suspects moment where she’s putting it all the unambiguous evidence together in her mind and then still being like “…so we don’t want to send the Clone of Tom Hanks to jail?”

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Facebook is so good

He does have a face that would transform the most loving parent into Chris Benoit

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

The cashiers at the grocery store now look at what I saved by using the club card and go “wow! You saved (blank) today!” At first I thought I just had a weird cashier but then it happened again. Made me sad thinking they were told to act excited about discount peanut butter

Yup. America has so inoculated him from risk or sacrifice he can’t conceive or handle giving up anything. The fact he’s going to be the first trillionaire and hoarding resources that could actually save lives or drive human progress is a massive failure

Feel bad for her kids because they’re gonna wonder why they’re not invited to birthday parties or other out of school functions and internalize it as something they did wrong when it was their psycho mom

His “logical” stance is completely antithetical to the most logical person in fiction, Mr. Spock. It’s “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of a few” not the other way around.

Eugenicists like Elon act like they come to these conclusions out of pure logic and not a position of greed and selfishness. He said himself he views others as NPCs, so their lives are expendable, not like the billions of dollars he hoards. Humanity goes forward through cooperation not competition

Looks like he was left in an air fryer

Those other buttons could potentially be more nipples. Like a cat

His silence is interesting also because his only elected position/claim to fame was being elected mayor

As a juggler, this is legitimately how I want to go

I probably would have been yelled at if I called him Grand Nagus Zek

Vaxxed?

Not for nothing like all of Ben Shapiro’s critics have been telling him this was inevitable for years and he didn’t listen. Christian Zionists don’t actually like Jewish people and will gladly side with Fuentes

We put a bunch of billionaires in a room with an Applause-O-Meter and whatever they like the most is our position

I did that for Mad Max: Fury Road

I like how he’s giving up the game revealing the trans baristas are all hardworking and normal people and the only insane person in this scenario is him

*a mayoral candidate has cultivated excitement and nationwide support across all age groups, inspiring voters to register and partake in the political process* Jefferies: hmmm what if we kept pivoting right instead?