Ben

So I’ve made it official folks: I’ve filed the paperwork to run for Governor of Alabama. It’s time to remind this state of who we are and what we can accomplish together.

#DougForAlabama

Glad you’re feeling better bby

"It honors our country."

Yeah, the thing that's going to bring America back to its glory days is me showing up for my Frontier Airlines flight in a tux.

Maybe it wasn’t really about Zelensky’s suit after all? 🤨

Wait, the man who owned teenage beauty pageants and admitted to walking into the changing rooms is a pedophile? I can't believe it.

I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

poor children literally went without food. people lost jobs and went into debt and got evicted and sold their cars they need to get to work. people who otherwise would have lived longer will die younger because of the stress of this. people did things for money they can't undo

And I'll say it again:

‪If we had believed children and women, none of this would be happening.

He'd be in jail, and she'd be President.

DNC Vice Chair calls Chuck Schumer's shutdown deal a "mistake"

It’s fucking insane. Like you closed it for what reason if you end up just caving anyway

Husbands with Grindr profiles?

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Petition to make him the mascot for the City lmaoooo

BREAKING: In Colorado, Voters approved a ballot measure to raise state income taxes on households earning $300,000 or more in order to fund free meals for all public school students.

They voted to raise taxes on the wealthy to pay for free meals for public school students.

I didn’t realize how fucking exhausted I was and I’m so glad to have a moment of hope in 2025

NBC pundits are trying so hard to discredit Mamdani’s win as if Cuomo and his brand of freaks didn’t throw every racist trope in the book at him in their flailing attempt to beat him

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Tonight should be a good reminder to Senate Democrats they better not cave.

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Mikie Sherrill being born in VA
Abigail Spanberger being born in NJ

The old switcharoo

Nothing says “Democratic Leader” quite like “I will not tell you who I voted for in a general election.”

Debra Messing’s Instagram story gonna look like this after Zohran wins ………………………………………………………………………………………

Obama: "The weird videos of a US president with a crown on his head flying a fighter jet & dumping poop on American citizens - that's not even worth booing about. Because all of that is a distraction from the fact that your situation, your life has not gotten better. They do it so you won't notice"

Mature as in old and in decline? Yes you’re right!

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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.