Jon | Chz

The year is 2345. Grand Warlord Grok has taken control of the nukes. My disembodied brain in a Hyundai mech is preparing a breakfast sandwich code injection. Everything bagel.
Not to worry, we are winning the war.

Hello there! I made a grilled cheese
I ate it before stream.
I am live now.

Twitch.tv/chzplzz

#twitch #grilledcheese

Blueberry chocolate chip pancake on a plate with houseplants on a wood table, the windows has a snow winter scene

Do you think this is the first or second pancake?

Blueberry + chocolate chip, btw

See my first thought was your aim is good because you knew how to pick ones like this

Cookies on a cooling rack with peppermint bits and chocolate chips clearly pronounced on top of it. Some house plants and a teapot are nearby with a wood table underneath of the cooling rack

Cookie dough.That looks vaguely funny for some reason

I made cookies tonight! What do you think?
Chewy double chocolate peppermint cookies

A corporation is never going to lobby another corporation to pay people, so these "twitch sponsorship" deals will either get worse or disappear for optics soon. Let's hope they can start understanding you need your creators to succeed for the platform to succeed.

So I just started, 1st timer, 2 weeks ago. 80 hours on a $4 purchase lmao.

Yep this is huge for nothing-burger going live posts to not be needed, as opposed to naturally rotating content

It would be nicer if it was actually integrated, sure. the point of encouraging natural posting to have something in the rotation already, rather than "nothing picture-going live" posts, is the point I would imagine

Blue sky just added a new beta feature for twitch streamers, I can mark my profile temporarily as live. Huge

So the icon changes, and we don't have to make spammy posts for due diligence

#twitch #streamer

E x a c t l y
And the proof is the entire youtube thumbnail meta being bait, proven to work by him

Verizon is out nationwide, and it's rightfully being brought up as a security issue for the regular people.

Internet across any medium, and it's provision to the people, should be qualified as a public utility with the full protection maintenance and regulation to guarantee it

If media continues to devolve the way it is- and people start to get paid for being kicked in the balls, it's going to be Mr. Beast's fault

If anyone wanted to invade philadelphia or get some grocery shopping done, they should do it during and Eagles playoff game.

Because the city might as well be empty

A 1am shower sounds crazy until you do it and sleep harder than you have in your life

Hey I got a new wok!
Seasoning it, nervous to do it but it will be great! Then some fried rice that's easy to copy! LIVE NOW

Twitch.tv/CHZPLZZ

#twitchstreamers

Spring green backyard garden

Summer green, with vines and growth backyard garden, wall of green

Fall color change backyard garden, pumpkins, fall foliage.What colors leave

Snow covered everything backyard, ice garden hibernation.Dying

2025 went by.
What is you favorite season of the backyard? I went from a sapling and a pile of dirt to full take-a-moment space.

Hey there im live cooking!
Abuela series- where I try to pinpoint her recipes

Bolivian peanut soup

Twitch.tv/chzplzz

Yes and im doing it anyway

Hello I am cooking and doing it live
Red pesto and grilled cheese, apple crumb dessert if I have time!

Come hang
Twitch.tv/chzplzz

#twitch

Styled avocado toast on sweet-potato focaccia on a wooden surface with houseplants in warm natural light; crisp food photography of homemade brunch; glowing, cozy aesthetic; avocado toast, focaccia, home cooking, food photography.

Reality plate of avocado toast after eating: crumbs, smears, muted colors, imperfect plating; candid behind-the-scenes look at home cooking vs styled food photo; everyday brunch plate.

The food I make vs. the plate I eat.

Close-up of homemade apple bread slices with a middle layer of pistachio cream and chocolate on a wooden cutting board; houseplants blurred in the background. Baked on a Twitch cooking stream; cozy fall baking dessert recipe.

Twitch cooking streamer in a small home kitchen wearing a white T-shirt and green apron, hair pulled back, holding a wooden board piled with pistachio-chocolate apple bread and gesturing toward it; stove visible; whiteboard reads ‘Bread or Dead’; live cooking stream.

Behold
"Dubai Chai" Apple Bread

A layer of chocolate pistachio cream in a chai-spiced rustic apple bread with crunchy brulee sugar
#baking

Close-up of homemade apple bread slices with a middle layer of pistachio cream and chocolate on a wooden cutting board; houseplants blurred in the background. Baked on a Twitch cooking stream; cozy fall baking dessert recipe.

Twitch cooking streamer in a small home kitchen wearing a white T-shirt and green apron, hair pulled back, holding a wooden board piled with pistachio-chocolate apple bread and gesturing toward it; stove visible; whiteboard reads ‘Bread or Dead’; live cooking stream.

Behold
"Dubai Chai" Apple Bread

A layer of chocolate pistachio cream in a chai-spiced rustic apple bread with crunchy brulee sugar
#baking

Two slices of cinnamon-spiced apple bread with a tender, crumbly interior and visible apple pieces—cozy fall baking vibe; teaser for chai + Dubai chocolate apple bread idea.

Flat lay of chai spice ingredients- cardamom pods, cloves, fennel seeds, ginger, cinnamon sticks, star anise, and black pepper. warm spice blend used for baking and tea, inspiration for chai apple bread.

Two bars of Dubai chocolate snapped in half to reveal a rich pistachio filling; Middle Eastern-inspired chocolate for pairing with chai spices and apple bread.

Twitch cooking streamer in white T-shirt and green apron waving beside a tiny Halloween skeleton; small home kitchen with stove at left and wooden prep table in front—promo for ‘chai + Dubai chocolate + apple bread’ recipe on Sunday 2 PM ET.

I had an idea
Chai Dubai Apple Bread
- cooking stream sunday 2pmET -

dubai chocolate + chai spice + apple bread

Cooking streamer on a Twitch cooking stream holding a forkful of food over a wide bowl; wearing chef gear (green apron, white T-shirt, hair pulled back) in a small home kitchen with stove at left and a wooden table in front—live home-cooking, recipe tasting, culinary/food content creator.

Overhead, high-definition photo of Ecuadorian-style arroz con pollo (Latin American chicken and rice): golden-yellow rice with chicken, topped with green tomatoes, sliced Fresno chiles, and crumbled cotija in a bright blue patterned bowl—South American/Peruvian-style fried-rice vibe; vibrant comfort-food recipe.

Arroz con Pollo as close to Ecuadorian style as I could get today.
A little comfort and catching up today!
Made live on Twitch and it's good to be back 👋
#twitchstream #cooking

Yaaaay #caturday coming up

Let's go, franky

I'm just yabba dabba doing my best

Just wondering if you have dogs, cats, or chaos gremlins?